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Edited by evarelap:
8/15/2015 1:45:37 PM
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Petition to make crotch hits CRITICAL
Why isn't this a thing? Obviously getting shot in the nuts is more painful than in the head. I would rather get shot in the head and die than get shot in the nuts and live with it. Sign here Guardians and lets make Crotch hits CRITICAL.
You know you want that yellow number after sniping other crucible players in the nuts.
Edit: We are trending! Sign everyone. You know this is more important than vault space.
Edit 2: 800 replies! Come on Deej and Cozmo. Share your thoughts on this too.
Edit 3: i didn't realize this was bigger than finding King Tut's tomb.
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Edited by Lagneeew: 8/15/2015 7:34:13 PMOnly if the original MK an nouncer shouts "Fatality!" to EVERYONE in the room, on any team. If Bungie can just secure the rights to do this, I think my idea will revive Destiny. Edit: Just realised how much Hard Light would kill female players. "Beaver Brutality!"
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Edited by Pocket Fox: 8/15/2015 10:54:57 AMAt the very least, I think we can all agree that crotch shots should cause stagger, as well as that little yell/grunt thing that your guardian does when they go red bar. This way you'll have both visual and audio cues when that hobgoblin goes all MLG ham and no-scopes you in the nuts/vajayjay from across the map. Again, I'm actually being serious this needs to be a thing.
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1 ReplyYes but if I get a throwing knife crotch hit on a female enemy I will lose the knife wont I? When under fire I cant go digging around down there for my tools
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Capital of Thailand bounties and medals.
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2 RepliesThen bungie would have to bring out exotic d*ck armour. And u start the game off with white armour called "the sock" This needs to be a thing
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15 RepliesMake it a " low blow" emblem for males or a "clitical hit"
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3 RepliesCr1TiKaL*
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15 precision crotch kills bounty = 200 iron banner rep
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If this isn't in TTK I'm selling my game and console and my soul to the devil for 9 strange coins [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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BUMPPP ONLY FOR MALE CHARACTERS
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Completely stupid
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Yes. Developers often want to be more realistic with there creations. Heres your chance
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1 ReplyLol hey I have one of these topics floating around also Haha At least have a hit animation for cup checks
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Snip in the nuts should result in a crouched guardian and you can't walk upright for a brief period of time. :)
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when you get shot in the balls you should always explode
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Bump for the nutty shot.
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Finally a petition the community can get behind
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Bump. Technically this already happens with the Vex.
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All guardians are eunuchs that's why it doesn't work
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Ressurected space warriors dont need genitals Is that how you kill zombies, no you aim for the head...classic trope
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Bump so -blam!-ing much
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