Look... If you had... One shot... To sit on your lazy butt... And watch all the tv you ever wanted... Until your brain turned to mush... Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo. Remote is ready: eyes wide, palms are sweaty. There's Flintstones in the tv already: Wilma and Betty. No Virgin, I'm channel surfing and I'm HD ready So I flip! Garbage is all I'm getting! The Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul. They're dying, wow! Wannabes a-crying now! He votes em out, Time to throw in the towel! Show based on reality, Oh! The humanity! Oh! The Cee's Family Show! Loves profanity Oh! The insanity! Oh! Dogs that crap and pee. Home! of depravity? No! They live happily! Oh! Plus the Ally-J Show! And Celebrity More! And there Allen and Cole! She's scaring me. Look, mono, cavities, Oh! It's a station break: Better to out to the kitchen and microwave something! You're gonna lose your mind watching tv They told me, cajoled me, But I still tune in every show! My cable gets C-Span, TV Land, and HBO, The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime. You're gonna lose your mind watching tv They told me, they scold me Turn off this music videos! I'm going to watch C-Span, TV Land, and HBO, The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifestyle.