[quote][quote]Titan, bro. A Titan will always be useful. Even before I started playing as them, and mained Hunter nonstop, I would rather be in a crew full of titans than a bunch of warlocks. Why? [b]I WILL F***ING TELL YOU WHY![/b] Titans have [b]ELECTRIC FACEPUNCHES[/b] AND [b]POWERFUL SUPERS[/b] THAT WILL HIT ENEMIES SO HARD IN PVP [b]THEIR BUTTHOLES WILL EXPLODE! [/b] [b]ROCKET JUMPS[/b] GO SO HIGH IN THE AIR YOU'LL BE LIKE "Hey God" and God will be like "Hey, Tita---" [b]AND YOU'LL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOU ARE A GOD NOW[/b]. [b][i]LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTNING GRENAAAADES[/i][/b] "But Feral, you are only a listing offensive capabilities. What about defense stu--" [b]THEY ARE THE BEST DEFENSE CLASS IN THE GAME!!![/b] YOU WILL PUT UP [b]BUBBLES[/b] AND YOUR TEAM WILL [b]LOVE YOU[/b] AND YOU WILL BE [b]VALUED[/b] AND FEEL [b]HUMAN FRIENDSHIP[/b] AND YOU WILL [b]AMOUNT TO SOMETHING[/b] NO MATTER WHAT [b]MY EX-WIFE SAYS[/b] BECAUSE [b]YOU CAN'T HEAR MY EX-WIFE FROM INSIDE THE BUBBLE[/b] SO [b]F*** YOU THERESA![/b] YOUR [b]BUBBLES[/b] WILL [b]SUPERCHARGE WEAPONS[/b] OR PERHAPS [b]BEEFMODE SHIELDS[/b] SO YOUR WEAK-ASS TEAMMATES CAN STOP DYING SO FAST! [b]PUT ON YOUR MAGIC SPACE-ROMAN HELMET AND BLIND ANYTHING WHO ENTERS YOUR BUBBLE![/b] ITS LIKE A SECRET FORT NOW! [b]NO CAPTAINS ALLOWED[/b]!!!! [b]INVITE OTHER TITANS INTO YOUR BUBBLE AND THROW DISCO PARTIES AND EAT COCAINE OUT OF THE SKULL OF THE HIVE KNIGHT YOU'VE BEEN PLEASURING YOURSELF WITH!!![/b] DO IT, PUSSY. DO IT. [b][i]TITAAAAAAAN![/i][/b][/quote] [/quote]