[i]You know I was going to name him "Piss for brains" in honor of you but, that just feels immature...[/i] -Handsome Jack

More quotes! Zombies edition! [i]"hey player, you'd better find some ammo or you're gonna get us both killed!"[/i] -tank Dempsey [i]"it takes my money and then it leaves, it's like my fourth wife."[/i] -Nikolai belinksi [i]"Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of the doctor!"[/i] -Dr. Edward richtofen [i]"death before dishonour!"[/i] -Takeo Masaki

For in much wisdom is much grief, and he who increases knowledge increases sorrow

“I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.” >Basically anything GLaDOS or Cave Johnson ever said

DOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -GoW 3

*borderlands 2* Jack: "What could you chumps POSSIBLY have that makes you think you’ve got a chance against me?" Roland: "A siren." Lilith: "Sup!" Then Lilith teleports an entire city into the sky. It was -blam!-ing epic

Anything Sgt. Johnson says. If I had to choose though... one of these: "Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines? "Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" “Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!” “When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!”

Off the top of my head? [i]"Time is more an ocean than a river; why try to bring in a tide that will only again go out? "The same coin, a different perspective. Heads... Tails. Dead... Alive." "Lives, lived, will live. Dies, died, will die." "The only difference between past and present is semantics. If we could perceive time as it truly were, what reason would grammar professors have to get out of bed in the morning?" "Time rots everything, Booker. even hope." "There is a world of difference between what we see, and what is." "We swim in different oceans, but land on the same shore."[/i] Also: [spoiler]I am forever swimming around, amidst this ocean world we call home. My limbs grow weak and weary as my eyes drift skyward in defeat. I remember how warm the earth felt, as I lived and breathed next to her beating heart. I remember enough to keep searching through an ocean of tears, raised to astronomical depths. My dreams offer solace, where I return to distant, faded times. Through trees entwined with cool autumn air, my sorrow is lured by fragrant, bittersweet memories. I am at home as much as my world and consciousness allow. I remember falling into the most beautiful lake I've ever experienced. She swallowed me whole, like a droplet, and I was enraptured and enwombed within her bliss. The lonely windswept desert sky of my soul was filled by her luminous stars and warmed by her sunlit radiance. I gazed downward in awe and saw it all reflected in the shimmering ripples dancing and playing about the surface. It appeared to me as real as the very wonders it was reflecting. I stepped forward to prove to no one and everyone that they were, by belief. For an aching instant I was betwixt the two and the summation. Confusion befell me and I fell through, only to realize I hadn't entered the lake, I had left it. With all of my remaining life I howled at the heavens and collapsed, like a star on the shores of my youth, as my life's breath wandered away from the home it had harbored. I have been drowning on dry land ever since. I lay there, coital, for heaven knows how long. I felt eons ebb and flow in the spans of seconds. I lived as intently as I could in those endless instants, as the boredom of -after- droned on and on. The fires of my heart grew dim and became only the faintest embers of the roaring blaze they had once been. My limbs, heavy with the weight of the world, protested. I felt the longing of this life which slowly began to ease the agony in my heart. As I was gradually nursed back to health, knowledge of record and history tried desperately to fill the yawning, nauseous chasm of my soul. I began to know the deadpan search for freedom and forgetfulness, and I released the hold on my life. Though it still lurched, pained, in front of me, I just stared back with tired, vacant eyes as if watching the most fascinating of nothing. My mind drifted, only to be slammed back reluctantly, repeatedly, and painfully by those I vaguely remember knowing, as if from a different life and age. I try, in vain, to forgive and forget myself as I paste on those plaster smiles and strain to look levelly. I remember. I forget. I forget again. I remember less. I am saddened at the thought that I have forgotten. I am not who I used to be. Though it pained me so, I was never so real as those lonely, lost times of my undoing. I am torn asunder at the thought of losing forever that, which has changed my life eternally, and that which I fear in the depths of my soul will never be again. That, which has gifted me with more pain than I have ever known in all of my lives or all of the lives that I know through my own. Who am I to ask this of you?[/spoiler]

"Did you really kill 3 blue Suns mercs with one bullet?" "Well the third guy died of a heart attack so it's not fair to count him in."

War. War never changes. A CELL(windows blow out) FROM(eardrums collapse) THE PRISON(walls start disintegrating) OF ELDERS(speakers explode, time begins collapsing on itself)

"No man can kill me!" -Cesare Borgia "Then I leave you to the hands of fate." -Ezio *Ezio pushes Cesare off a giant wall. Best. Moment. Ever.

[I] "WE GOT JACKALS IN THE COURTYARD!" [/i] Not only is that my favorite line of all time in any game, it was also my Senior quote for the yearbook last year.

"Amonkira. Lord of Hunters. Grant that my hands be steady, my aim be true, and my feet swift. And should the worst come to pass, grant me forgiveness." -Thane Krios. Mass effect 2

You've awoken the hive!

"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!" I lol evrytim

"I'm sweating like a hooker in church!" - Sully "You took a hooker to church?" - Drake "Why not?" - Sully Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

"Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!"-Leroy Jenkins