Well, next Obama is gonna directly get involved with the church (ignoring separation of church and state) and force us to accept gay marriage.
Sorry Obama, the bible's been around longer than you've been president.
You'll need to do better than that.
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Edited by Shrek Almighty: 8/4/2015 4:19:55 AMSorry Bible, love between two humans has been around longer than you've been controlling lives.
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Tis a shame that nature decided in sexual reproduction for humans, then.
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Gays are actually good for population control, considering they don't produce more babies.
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Spiderman's been around longer than he's been President. Should I look to those comics for guidance as well or just the bible?
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Kinda walked into that one didn't I
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[quote]Spiderman's been around longer than he's been President. Should I look to those comics for guidance as well or just the bible?[/quote]
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Why the bible in particular?
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Maybe not just the Bible, but he has directed several non-religious arguments directly at Christians in general (Hence, trying to say ISIS is not a radical Islamic group by saying that Christians did horrible things in the crusades)
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Not an American myself, so can't really have a justified input on American political issues, leaving it there.
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Don't worry most people misquote Obama or just straight up rage at him for anything, like breathing too hard.
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[quote]Don't worry most people misquote Obama or just straight up rage at him for anything, like breathing too hard.[/quote] Most people misquote the Bible, also. Even Christians. [spoiler]i said it so you don't have to Thank me later[/spoiler]
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Edited by BeTheLight: 8/4/2015 4:14:47 PMObama tho..
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What about him?
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He's demonized for breathing hard. Pretty serious shit there...
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Wait seriously? Even I have more respect for the guy than that...
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Lol well not exactly I was creating a hyperbole
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I wouldn't be surprised though
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Agree with that
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I was moreso questioning the viability of the bible for said means, not wanting to enter an Obama debate.