Nope. I'm perfect in every way.
Like a sarcastic Mary Poppins.
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You are forgiven for being a compulsive liar.
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Could you throw in screwing up my young life by just trying to be a professional botanist? I think I've paid for it enough.
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Sure thing buddy.
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Thanks. This is great. How about the one time my highschool sweetheart and I broke up and I slept with her friend and then her friend. I hate the way that all went down.
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Forgiven as baller status was achieved.
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Nice. Ok maybe just one more. When I was like 10, I stole one of those battery operated tiger games. So so stupid.
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Forgiven. On a side note I enjoyed the football one the most.
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I feel much better. That's all I got. I'm lame, my mom kicked ass.