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7/26/2015 10:46:43 PM
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Good Job, Cozmo!

I think Cozmo is doing a great job with interacting with the users of b.net. In his first week of being a cm, he's done more in #OffTopic than DeeJ did the last year. Horse vag scared DeeJ off, I think. I sometimes lurk in #Destiny and he's really interacting with the players there.

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  • >I loved offtopic so much >I had all the shitposts and memes >I pray to offtopic every night before bed >thanking it for the autism I've been given >offtopic is love I say; offtopic is life >my dad hears me and calls me a fgt >I knew he was jealous of my devotion for offtopic >I call him a desticle >he slaps me and send me and tells deej >I'm crying now. And my face hurts >I lay in bed it's really cold >suddenly something touches me. >it's deej, I'm not happy. >he whispers in my ear "that's a 3 month ban" >he raises his banhammer >I'm ready, I call him a pegboi as he bans me >it's hurts so much but I do it for offtopic >I can feel my account tearing as my eyes begin to water >deej roars a weak roar as he closes my account >my dad walks in >deej looks him straight in the eyes and says >"working as intended" >dad gets on his hands and knees >deej pushes his mighty peg into his anus >deej laughs and says >"good work guardian" >deej leaves though my window >offtopic is love... >offtopic is life.

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    • It's consuming me

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      • I'm becoming to strong

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        • *Captain has changed thread to gay furry*

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          • Oh no I'm converting

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          • I can't stop

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          • Have another, you opposer!

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          • Take this

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            Bump!

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          • With the power of gayism, I convert this to a MLP thread

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          • Yes

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          • Let's make this a booty thread.

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            • Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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            • Glad to see some people like you on the forums. Keeps me sane.

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              • Booooooooo!!!!! Where's the pussy

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