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7/23/2015 12:57:44 PM
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So in this terrible analogy that will ultimately warp your child's views on sex, The Traveler's Light is jizz right?
Let me paint a picture of your daughter's first sexual experience:
Pink-Polo Popped Collar XBox Scrub: "I'm gonna forge you in my light baby."
Your Daughter: "Guardian down."
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[quote]So in this terrible analogy that will ultimately warp your child's views on sex, The Traveler's Light is jizz right? Let me paint a picture of your daughter's first sexual experience: Pink-Polo Popped Collar XBox Scrub: "I'm gonna forge you in my light baby." Your Daughter: "Guardian down."[/quote] Lol
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That's brilliant. Literally.
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Hahahaha!! You have my bump
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She...kills him?
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yeah if in your Destiny ---> Sex analogy "killing" means letting a frat run a bukkake train on her.
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i can't stop laughing at that analogy. excellent work, sir
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Hmm...
