Things he would sayb when the plethora of bugs that still need fixing rip him off: "Well taxiderm my nipples and slap me with a sandwich because I just got made to go -blam!- myself", "I should just wear my foreskin as armour because this piece of trash can go back to the homeless man I stole it from", "Well, -blam!- me sideways, should have seen that coming, but I still got blindsided by the old three-fingered jellyfish slap"

Omfg yes

Here lies Sh*t