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Edited by Darkarrow:
7/19/2015 6:06:39 AM
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As I stand here I realize what i'm about to do is wrong, but I can't stand it anymore. *BANG*. His body drops to the ground as if he was weightless. She looks up at me in horror as if this was my fault. Well it isn't. *BANG*. Blood splatters onto my face, but I don't care. I put my gun in my pocket, then walk away as fast as I can to the car. I put the keys in the ignition then floor it. Never going back there again.
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I walk into your bedroom, and touch you. I slowly mount you, and begin to shove my green hairy ogre penis into your butthole. You spread your asscheeks for me. It hurts butt* you do it for me. I whisper something in your ear: This is my swamp.
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*Moaning intensifies*
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Your dad opens the door to find me -blam!- you. "WHAT THE -blam!-??" I look at him and withdraw my penis from your butthole. "Its all ogre now." I fly out of the window. [i]but its not ogre....[/i] [i]its never ogre.....[/i] [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
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*Sighs* Casuals
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Edited by Astrodicle: 7/19/2015 6:42:44 AM[b] i jump onto your car as you speed downthe street.[/b] [spoiler]what do you do?[/spoiler]
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"What the hell?!" I floor the brakes.
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Edited by Astrodicle: 7/19/2015 6:50:53 AM[b]I shove my sword into the roof of your car and stay on the roof. I then shove it across my back, jump onto the ground, get in your car, kick you out of the car, then grab you up off the street. I throw your gun into the street and shove you against the wall of a nearby building. As my left hand holds you, my right hand holds a trigger. I shove the trigger and your car explodes. I look you square in the eyes.[/b] HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED??!!!!
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"Who are you?"
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ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!! [b]i punch you in the face and knock three teeth loose.[/b]
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"I haven't killed anyone you son of a bitch!"
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LIAR!!!! [b]I punch you again, leading to a gash in your face, a black eye, and a very bloody nose. I pull out hellbringer[/b] NEXT TIME I SHOOT YOU IN THE WRIST!!!!!
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NOW TELL ME! HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU KILLED!!!???
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*Spits in face*
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[b]i shoot your wrist at point blank with a bone bullet. Your hand catches fire and you scream in pain. I rob you of your TAC-PAD and your credit wallet. I call 911 and shove you into and old substation. I grab your gun and leave back to Nouisaeculi headquarters at the tunnels under sector-2.[/b]
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Edited by Darkarrow: 7/19/2015 7:40:55 AMSon of a bitch! I'll get him. I use my mind to throw him into a building and he falls to the ground. He doesn't get back up. Suddenly everything goes black.
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[spoiler]im human and i have already goneout of your sight. You would need to chase me. And you and i both know abilities cant be THAT overpowered...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]And you stole my shit without my permission. But I'm not pointing it out mane. RP 101[/spoiler]
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New ending: i snap a photo of your id and steal 600c from your wallet. Deal?
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Ok. Good point. I already charged you with 600c for a inpenetrable umbrella....
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Edited by Darkarrow: 7/19/2015 7:54:17 AMI won't hold it against you. You can keep the umbrella. But someday you'll just be walking on the sidewalk casually and decide to check your Credit wallet, and you'll see that I charged you with an umbrella also!
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Deal. I have nothing left now...
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Then Jesus appeared in front of both of them!
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He gave is infinite credits and prostitutes!!!!
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And he gave Bagel foot cream!
