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Edited by Snowy Night Fury:
7/19/2015 5:17:55 PM
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If you were to kill me, how would you do it?
Explain.
Edit: #OffTopic is very creative with these kind of things, I'm not sure if I'm proud or scared...
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Ummmm a bullet to the head
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Throw you in a pool, then close the pool deck. Then i'm gonna livestream your death on twitch.
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Tickle u to death. It's real brah
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1 ReplyDeath by snu snu!
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1 ReplyI would have you go into a crowd of Bronies then shoot you in the head, killing all of you. [spoiler]at least you died noble-ly[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy would I kill you?
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Get an unregistered boat and invite you on a trip or if you say no I chlorophorm you. Then I take you into uninternational waters dump you there so no one can track the boat or prosecute me in a country
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Turn around...
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1 ReplyShit, I have to kill some one else again?
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I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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Slowly, with a dull spoon. I would start by digging into your stomach and if you survived long enough I would proceed with gouging out your eyeballs. I would then begin to cut into your skull with a bone-saw, and once you were close enough to death, I would rub salt into your wounds until you bled out.
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Tear your head off. And eat you.
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1 ReplyI would make you overdose on heroin and then bring you back to life with an adrenaline shot only for you to be awaken to a wire hanger that has been heated, shoved up your rectum. I'd then stick rusty screwdrivers through your hands and feet, then I'd pour a plethora of poisonous creatures on your body such as scorpions, spiders, and snakes. After the animals have had their way I'd collect your body, grind it up and serve it as food to your family and friends.
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Impale you on a sword (avoiding vitals), use my other hand to draw a revolver (probably a .44) and shoot 5 bullets (avoiding vitals) into you, then put the final shot into your brain
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1 ReplyI'd take you out for a nice dinner then we would go back to my place. Little do you know my place isn't a house, it's a crocodile! And you would be eaten alive. As for me, I would ride my no longer hungry crocodile into the sunset and we would go thwart terrorists in New Hampshire.
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I would first approach you Then kill you Seems like an elaborate plan, doesn't it?
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Softly
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1 ReplyBurn your legs off, proceed to then hook up a car battery to your nips, do that for a few secs. Waterboard you for a minute. Then shoot you and let you bleed out.
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4 RepliesAsk nicely if I can slip cyanide into your biscuits.[spoiler]#kindnessFTW[/spoiler]
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Kill you to death
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5 RepliesWARNING: ALOT OF BLOOD AND GORE, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK: I would tie you into a chair, you cant speak, you cant move, your helpless in every way, with no one to hear your screams and agony, i I would start to slowly cut small strips of your skin off your body, making you eat the small strips, start with your fingers and finishing all the way to your shoulder blades, I would then proceed to slowly slice your back, slowly, not too deep, because I still want you alive. When im done I would start taking off your nails one by one, and make you eat them, I would then proceed to squashing your finger where your nails where, look at the pain and agony thats marked all over your face. I would go ahead and get a huge wrench and hit your joints with it to dislocate your bones, were talking about a 4 feel 60 pound wrench, and finally, when you feel like suicide, slice your head off with a sword.... [spoiler]did I win?[/spoiler]
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Kill you death
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Fish stick to the heart
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14 RepliesYour already living dead
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Drown to death, feed to alligators Nip/Tuck style. It was just an accident...
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