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7/1/2015 4:02:00 PM
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I speak English bro. I'm literally breaking Google Translate here.
Not even it knows the full dialect and vocabulary.
English
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Hold up, almost done...you're killing the mood with that fap sound coming from your room. Your mom gives great head ;)
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Damn. Didn't know corpses could give blow jobs. As for the fapping, maybe you shouldn't hit it off in a cementary, that's just the Gravekeeper.
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The best! Better slow down before you start a fire in there! [spoiler]fap fap fap fap fap fap fap[/spoiler]
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Bro, no of us need to hear what the hell that 78 year old gravekeeper is doing. Damn bro. Necrophilia much? As for you? Gosh. Necrophilia as well.
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Grammer check
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What you want pubescent? Hmmm? U wot m8?
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You probably did it doggy style since you're obviously a bitch.
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Quit asking her the questions buddy. Oh and you're shit for calling her that. Lowest of the lowest scum. GTFO arse. You're just a damn whorsome bitch.
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Thank you your kind words feed my insanity oh and again question was for you and is her the name of your make lover.
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Dude shut. The -blam!-. Up. She's real alright arse. Damn pubescent fggt.
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Lol man now I know why people troll, your reaction priceless.
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When you lost your virginity did he wear a condom?
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Yes i did? Why are you asking her?
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Oh no that question was for you arnt you the female in that relationship and by her do you mean your man lover.
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Umm no. Don't compare us to what you find normal. She's a woman. I'm a guy. I guess you think It's normal now since they legalized marrige. GTFO.
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Well normal people don't go on random forums and start rants about virginity so I thought you weren't normal in this case guess I was wrong. So does she lube up her dildo b4 or after she shoves it in your ass? hmmm feel free to answer whenever.
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*Sighs* Only you would be able to ask such a sick question. If that's your job I'm not gonna judge.
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No my job is to troll trolls I get payed In tears.
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No you said no you meant none
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But she do it soooo good! And why do you know so much about this gravekeeper hmmmm? ;) Better chill before you mess up and I become your stepdaddy and come whoop your ass for starting fap fires boy
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Edited by Seraphim Frost: 7/1/2015 4:54:03 PM[quote]But she do it soooo good![/quote] Rotten flesh? *Shudders* [quote]And why do you know so much about this gravekeeper hmmmm? ;)[/quote] I put two and two together. What else can he be doing. You're both there for the same reason. [quote]Better chill before you mess up and I become your stepdaddy and come whoop your ass for starting fap fires boy[/quote] I'm in a career center waiting for someone. And she scientifically can't get pregnant or give birth.
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Your reply just gave me cancer. Thank you for proving how retarded you are. lol Well I'm done for now, my girl needs me to help with groceries.... Hit me up if you need help on PS4 Nice trollin with ya!
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I'm sorry for your loss. He tried to be a troll, but failed. He will never be remember and I'll make sure he is desecrated. Oh and tell your sister, Left hand, the news. I'm sure she'll be sad as well, but don't tell her you fapped with him. Alrght Right hand? We don't want you to rip his arms of off.
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Oh man you just won't stop huh? The virginity is strong with this one.
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Edited by Seraphim Frost: 7/1/2015 4:56:17 PMVirginity? You use that word like you own it. Go bro. Go show the world what virgins are capable of. [spoiler]Oh wait they can't do shit, they're always at home. Fat nerds jacking off to computers, gving themselves first-person shooters.[/spoiler]
