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6/28/2015 3:00:56 PM
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Wats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies [spoiler]i don't have a Porsche in my garage[/spoiler] Love it XD
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  • You have a lambourgini instead

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  • What did I just walk into...

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    What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? [spoiler]one is super fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other one...[/spoiler] [spoiler]...well, it's just a watermelon.[/spoiler]

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  • What's the difference between a baby and a rock? [spoiler]You can't eat a rock[/spoiler]

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    What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? [spoiler]one is super fun to smash with a sledgehammer, and the other one...[/spoiler] [spoiler]...well, it's just a watermelon.[/spoiler]

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  • Do you know why I like pizza more than babies? [spoiler]They don't scream when I put them in the oven[/spoiler] Do you know what's bad? [spoiler]A dead baby[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]Theres a baby trapped under neath[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]The baby is eating it's way out[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]The baby goes back in for seconds[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]A baby getting nailed to a tree[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]10 babies getting nailed to a tree[/spoiler] Do you know what's worse than that? [spoiler]a baby getting nailed to 10 trees[/spoiler]

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  • Why did the baby keep crawling in circles? [spoiler]Because it's leg was nailed to the floor.[/spoiler]

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  • Dead baby jokes are the best

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