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6/28/2015 9:58:06 AM
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Yes. But first, follow me to my office
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*follows, slightly intimidated*
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Have a seat here... What are your qualifications?
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Well, I have PhDs in: Experimental Physics Astrophysics Theoretical Physics Materials Science Chemistry Mathematics Metallurgy Robotics And Engineering Also, I'm an amateur blacksmith Do you have dental?
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I see *pretends to take notes of this* And yes, yes we have dental *points at hammer hanging on wall behind me with the word "dental" on it* Now tell me, what would you do if someone asked you about a bug's life?
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*Nods at the hammer as if it's not terrifying* Show them the Pixar Theory video on youtube.
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Mhmm mhmm *draws a sketch of a penis* And... if this place caught on fire, what would you do?
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Um, well, I'd fight it with. . . Math?
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Ahuh... tell me moar
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Not many know fire fears numbers, all I would have to do is shout some basic calculus at it and it would run in fear. *opens a bag of Sour Skittles* Want some?
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*sees skittles* Yes please. I see, can numbers also save a dog from drowning to death? *points behind you* *a puppy downs in bucket of water*
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*Checks bucket, see's that it's a pug* Nope *Pours more skittles in mouth*
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*waits for skittles* Ahem!
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*Empties the rest of the bag into your hand* Sooooo, about that job. . .
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*tosses skittles into bucket with floating swollen baby pug* oh ...yes, yes you're hired.
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Cool, do I get an office?
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Yes, follow me
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*grabs pug corpse, follows*
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Right in here *opens door, office is clean af*
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*hangs pug corpse over desk* Now it's cozy
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Lmao, you've been added to da list. This thread dies often, so uh, bump it with the most twisted shit you can come up with. We have readers who visit just to see what i write. Don't disappoint them!! *slaps you*
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You got it boss lady! [spoiler]what do you think brought me heren in then first place? Lol[/spoiler]
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Lmao... you've read everything????
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Not everything, but I always check your posts. Because they're usually hilarious
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Daw... *scoops your left eye out* That means i took that as a compliment.
