[u]A not so exotic poem[/u]
Love it or hate it.... the No Land Beyond
A marmite gun... of which I'm not fond
I have respect for those who weild this gun
I just cant stand the reload animation
The bullets from this gun do hit like bricks
But you only have 1 kill while im on +6
Bungie soon came up with a solution
A gun that has its own evolution
Yes... i'm talking about husk of the pit
But we soon realised it was just shhh..WORSE
Exploding enemies like they were cursed...
With 42 rounds... thinking "this could be fun"
It became known as the marshmallow gun
That tops the list of terrible exotics
When along came another... firing solar flared rockets
With out any tracking the gun was dubbed LAME
seriously guys..... you forget how to aim?
With a slick paint job it's weapon porn
But not a patch on the Gjallahorn
There was a twist in the tale... for another god like gun
It ruled iron banner... and we easily won
The weapon in question is Suros Regime
With its health regen, keeping us keen
The noobs flooded in and cried for a nerf
To bury the gun under the turf
And one day.... the nerfer's came
Stripping its stability, impact and range
This broken gun.... is used no more
I'd like to say... careful what you wish for!!
What to do with these guns... the decision is hard
Running out of storage... an exotic shard??
No, they sit in my vault, amongst the lint and the fluff
In the hopes of one day... recieving a buff!!
English
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This is beautiful -- bump
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Thank you guardian! 😆