Welcome to the Suicide Shoppe. We 're having a sale on nooses. Razor blades are 50% off, and we have a buy 1 get 1 free OD pill package. Would you like to join our "End of The Line" member's club?
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Ohhh what perks do I get for being in the End of The Line club? [spoiler]Lelelel team fortress 2 update name loomy narty confirm!1!!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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No taxes and you have a chance to win a neck wringer.
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I'd like to become a member
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Sign me up!
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Great. Just sign here and initials her. And you must a liability waver stating we are not responsible for any deaths.
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Ok good. *Signs dank legal waviers