I was working one day and one of my co workers walks in and is like "this was at the door when I walked in" we were like "meh" and so we opened the box. Lemme tell you about the dimensions of this box. It was about 14"x14" and it was kinda heavy-ish. What's in the box? [spoiler]Dildos. Shit you not, it was dildos. The owner came by to pick the box up. She was in her late 60's (maybe) and of South East Asian decent.[/spoiler]