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6/18/2015 1:40:36 AM
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[i]*Deej looks at post[/i]
Deej: "Oh no..."
[i]*Deej runs out of his house, gets in his car to get to the office. It breaks down.
So he goes on foot.
He crosses the deserts, climbs mountains, sail the deadly seas. He must get this information to Harold Ryan, the president of Bungie.
Finally, Deej reaches his destination.
He is exhausted.
Deej is drenched in sweat and hardly able to breath. He could fall over dead any minute.[/i]
Deej: "Mr. Ryan sir...Denver won't buy TTK."
Ryan: "Who?"
Deej: "Denver, sir..."
Ryan: "My god...bring me the button."
[i]*Deej breaks open a glass box on the wall labeled [b]Use in case of emergency[/b].
He pulls out a button from the scattered remains and hands it to Ryan.
Ryan pushes the button
[/i]
[i]Confetti pops everywhere and a banner drops that reads [b]No One Cares[/b] in bright bold letters.
A faint "Yea" can be heard in the background.[/i]
Ryan: "Money well spent."
[i]*Looks over to Deej[/i]
Ryan: "Now get back to work and remember to tell me every time someone says they won't buy TTK. I just love using this button."
[spoiler]not mine, I just use it for this scenario[/spoiler]
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Saw this somewhere else
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wow, now that's an original name huh.
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Omg lol
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Hilarious!
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Screen shotted, printing, framing, hanging on my wall. -blam!-ing LOLD hard dude.
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Edited by ABA Iron Giant: 6/18/2015 2:03:21 AMWhy would you take someone else's post and copy / paste it? You are a moron and so is the person that wrote this trash...
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Im sorry my sense of humor is not shared
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Hahahahah
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That is quite funny
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Ah, yes. Another moron muted. Now THAT is a good button.
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Glad to see you are happy :P
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Edited by Hercule Satan: 6/18/2015 1:48:56 AMGold, mostly because a huffing, panting, sweaty Deej is almost TOO easy to imagine
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Im dying! Why u make me laugh so hard!
