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6/12/2015 5:14:38 AM
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I think I will just resurrect you if I obtain any parts of your body.
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So, is that a no..?
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That's my offer mortal.
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To be clear, do you still keep my butt when you're done? ..Because that may be an issue, being resurrected without a butt.
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No, you will be regenerated from your butt
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So, I can just give my butt to your and acquire immortality. [i]Most interesting![/i] [spoiler]..Is servitude implied?[/spoiler]
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Damn. I knew there had to be a catch. What does a dragon need servants for anyhow?
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You would work for about a year and a day, that's the way these thing generally work. The job in question would be to be my librarian, he recently died and his body fell into hell so I can't resurrect him.
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Is this a typical kind of occupational hazard?
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Not really, just don't open any scrolls okay?
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Do I get holidays?
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Yes. Christmas, Easter, your anniversary, and you wife/children's birthdays
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I must say, this is my best offer thus far. I'll get back to you if I have more questions. It's been a delight speaking with you.
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