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5/31/2015 6:23:05 PM
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Satan, if anything, is much more moral than god. He punishes the bad for actually being bad. If anything, he's the good guy.
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Didn't Satan become Satan because he hated us so much that he got kicked out of heaven
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Not us, God. Because god is a self righteous dick who created man just to glorify him.
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I thought the story was that Satan hated how much god loved us so he was like "screw you humans suck" and he got kicked out.
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No, the original story is that Satan was jealous of god and his power and revolted. This was far before the creation of man.
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And that's when he went into the future and planted fossils to test people's faith and invented rap and heavy metal music
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#satirical
