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Edited by Shiki: 5/30/2015 12:40:29 AM
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The ZOMBIE apocalypse starts...

[b]What do you do first?[/b] Edit: To make it more interesting let's say they're FAST ZOMBIES!

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  • -Grab some plant seeds and grow them. -Wait a few days for them to grow. -Strategically place them around my front lawn and backyard. -Watch as my plants defend my home against hordes of zombies.

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  • Look for the mystery box, then the jugernog, then the pack-a-punch, then start to zombie train

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    • Find master chief and team up with him.

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    • Hide my kids and hide my wife , they -blam!- everybody out there

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      • Move to the Welsh countryside and grow my own food.

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      • House is brick windows are high up both doors have a metal door in front shotgun ready live near grocery store, CVS, and auto repair+ awesome neighbors...

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      • Edited by Koldraxon: 6/13/2015 10:22:28 AM
        [spoiler]If we have space travel, I'd flee to Requiem, wake up the Ur-Didact, and say 'Help! The Zombie Apocalypse is happening!' and he would be like 'At least I get to kill humans... even if they are already dead... So be it. Just let me get the Composer.' and then, after, he would be worshiped as a hero, rather than a villain. Or get a Reaper to make husks. A Zombie V robot-Zombie war ensues.[/spoiler]

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        • I run faster than the slowest person I'm with

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          • Hot glue thumb tacks and legos to my driveway...

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          • Turn off the XBOX

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            • Damn how fast we talking like world war z fast or they can move at a decent speed compared to shuffle about. The first thing I would do is gtfo and hide if im one the slower rumners then ill shatter anyone around me and or infront of me leg.

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            • Fact: 90% of people would run and hide. 9% of people would try to find and end up dead. 1% of people would actually survive like they do in the movies and video games.

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              • Since my name is very sarcastic, I'd gather up the agency, and follow the fighting and defense orders.

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              • *Trys to grab nearest AR* *Realizes I'm Irish and we have gun laws* *Grab the good ol' Hurl and batter the livin' shite outta the eejets* *Call the lads* "We've got a zombie apocalypse on our hands, who up for TP's and Shaun of the Dead this shit?" [spoiler]TP's is a pub[/spoiler] [spoiler]A pub is a bar[/spoiler] *Goes to TP's* *Orders first round* *Hears noise in the back* *Zombie passes out from smell of piss* *Look at each other* "Sorted"

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              • Edited by LahDsai: 5/30/2015 12:36:22 AM
                Head to Walmart. They've got food, guns, batteries, flashlights... pretty much everything you'll need. Also, they often have only one or two small entrances with no glass walls, making it easier to defend.

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                • My dad's cousin has a lake cabin up in minnesota. The closest town has less than 1000 people, and the lake has like 3 homes. He's got guns, atvs, a boat, snowmobile, and a lot of space and land. Hunt and fish for food, and chill while the undead kill everyone else.

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                • I don't have any guns (a disgrace to America), but I have a few thing in my garage that could be useful. I've thought about this a lot, I can duct tape this spare car axle to an automatic sander, and I can attach a saw blade to that. There's also a few large knives and wrenches I can use to defend myself. Then I'll probably get as far north, away from the city, as possible. That's basically the plan so far. I don't want to loot much, I know that I'll be killed as soon as I enter anywhere with food. I'll wait out the first few months up in Canada.

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                  • Eat a pleb

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                    • Edited by Doc: 5/30/2015 9:57:02 PM
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                      Oh man I'll head out to ma boi lenny's house where he is mega ripped and we'll grab his dad's RPG's and AK's then go hold out in a fortified military base and wait for the whole thing to blow over and then I'll actually realise that's the stupidest idea ever and come up with a logical plan that will actually help :D))

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                      • How wild is it right now

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                      • Bang my crush, use teacher as ZOMBITCH bait

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                      • Edited by Kenobi: 5/31/2015 1:21:30 AM
                        Step 1: Find Rick Grimes and Joel Step 2: Survive

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                        • I'd go and live at Dick's sporting Goods. They've got food, survival material, guns, water, entertainment, bathrooms, phones. I'd turn it into a fort.

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                        • I would praise the sun if that doesnt work I would praise harder! [spoiler]if that fails i live in new zealand we have more sheep then people nothing to worry about here unless.... ZOMBIE SHEEP OMG THEN END IS NEAR.[/spoiler]

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                        • I'd probably head up to the Duck Creek in Utah. There is not very many people, and there is water a water source, and a lot of wildlife.

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                        • Have a coffee

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