Here's the party bus. Want to go somewhere with a whole bunch of your friends? Well then you better invite me.
Introducing my piece of shit 2004 Toyota Sienna XLE. Have you ever found yourself opening too many pouches of Capri Suns and forgetting to finish them? Now you can take all of them with you to drink, because this thing has 5 cup holders in the front seat [i]alone[/i].
Ever had butt-cicles on an early winter's morning? Well guess what mother -blam!-er. Hop your ass in the front seat and you'll have yourself some hot cross buns when you fire up the seat warmers.
Bored and away from home? Kick it in the back and grab a pair of the wireless headphones while you toss a DVD like a frisbee into the media player and watch yourself a Pixar movie. You might have to bring your own movie though because it's been approximately seven billion years since I watched anything in this piece of shit.
If you want quality then continue your search! This chick magnet has died twice on me right before [u]crucial and life changing events[/u]. It's even gotten a flat tire once and I'm pretty sure my brother has had sex in it.
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No I have never had buttcicles (only part I caught while skimming through....... Is that weird that my mind goes straight to that sentence?)
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That thing shits on my mini van
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Minivans > any other vehicle
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If only I had friends to road trip with
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But that leg room in the back though....
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It's my dream car come true.
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