How to get to the lighthouse as a scrub Step 1 - go to twitch Step 2 - go to any channel which says: 'helping people out to get to the lighthouse!' Step 3 - cri like a casual and wait. Step 4 - play trials with people like triplewreck, giggle-monster etc. step 5 - don't do -blam!-ing shit and still go flawless. Step 6 - go to the lighthouse Step 7 - get emblem. Step 8 - start bashing on people who actually are trying themselves and have your trials KD but then tripled Step 9 - wait till everyone finds out you are a scrub Step 10 - well done. You are an official trials noob.