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5/22/2015 3:16:46 AM
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Fact: Warlocks like playing with magic balls
Fact: Warlocks are flaming
Fact: Warlocks float around
Fact: Warlocks wear arm jewellery
Fact: Warlocks wear dresses
Fact: Warlocks can't pronounce "m" without touching their lips together
Fact: Warlocks who read this tried to
Fact: Warlocks are fusty
Fact: Warlocks like to force slap people
Fact: Warlocks can come back to life, and then be immediately killed, rendering it pointless.
Fact: Warlocks can't double jump
Fact: Warlocks have an uncanny fear of squirrels
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All I can think Is Greg the grim reaper "you would have to be a sodding squirrel"
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FACT: you run around as a hunter in a -blam!-ing dress stabbing people like a gay Jack the Ripper and then getting pissed off when you get killed because you suck more cock than a cheap Asian whore.
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Hunters don't wear dresses, that'd be warlocks dumbass. Fact: you take yourself way to seriously Fact: gay Jack the Ripper would kill you with his pinky finger Fact: you're butthurt Fact: you're still afraid of squirrels.
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Tell that to your gay little cloak looks close enough to me
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Cloaks are the coolest class items Like da fuq?
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Listen, you seem like the kind of person who's just gonna bitch about things because he couldn't take a joke, and seeing as how no one likes a bitch; I think you should get counselling. [spoiler]Warlocks wear dresses, deal with it.[/spoiler]
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Squirrels?
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Squirrels.
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Those are all false, except for the squirrel one. Creepy little bastards
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Those are all facts. Deal with it, or I'll send some squirrels after you.
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Lol sorry
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Lol No. YOU WISH.
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Edited by Armored_Guardian: 5/22/2015 11:29:50 AM[quote]Fact: Warlocks can't double jump[/quote] Fact: Glide and blink are 10x better than your little bunny hop.
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…WE DON' GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK!
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Glide? Yes, I too like slowly moving forward, while being an obvious target.
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Edited by Armored_Guardian: 5/22/2015 12:13:14 PMYou didn't mention the extremely long range, the effortless control, and the fact that it will carry you all the way to your destination, or can be disengaged early at will to clear threats.
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Or that you become the easiest thing to shoot, puts you out in the open far longer than you should be, is the slowest super jump, rendering it useless unless I want to slowly glide to a platform. Terrible in combat scenarios.
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Cool story bro, tell it again.
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Fact: we can blink
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Fact: we taught you how
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it doesn't say warlocks taught hunters, hunters learned from warlocks. Warlocks would never teach a hunter one of their skills due to the rivalry between them. The hunters observed the warlocks in blinking, then did it themselves, then made it better with blink strike.
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Fact: stalkers
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There's a reason we have that skill.
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Edited by revengeOFgabe: 5/22/2015 12:04:12 PMWe prefer: hunters Edit: What do you think invisibility is for?
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Whacking off in public what else? you -blam!-ing pedos.
