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Edited by waylon PH: 5/22/2015 3:55:01 AM
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Any Destiny Joke's out there?

Puns, or yo momma (xur, cryptarch guy, xander etc) type of joke are acceptable Lets see who got them best joke!!! Edit 1: yeah pick up lines and bar jokes accepted in here!

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  • [quote]Puns, or yo momma (xur, cryptarch guy, xander etc) type of joke are acceptable Lets see who got them best joke!!! Edit 1: yeah pick up lines and bar jokes accepted in here![/quote] You're stats are pretty funny

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    • I'd tell you the one about Gjallarhorn but you wouldn't get it...

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      • The story

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          • Best joke? Destiny. [spoiler]jk I actually like this game[/spoiler]

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          • I had a good one but i Phogoth it

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            • Edited by Quavo: 5/22/2015 3:28:05 AM
              I was gonna tell a gjallarhorn joke, but you'll never get it :) not original but gold

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              • So Xur and Rahool are at a bar and they are sittin around drinkin and havin a good time. A young boy comes up to him and recognizes him. He says, "WHOAHHHH! Its Xur! Agent of the Nine!" Xur says, "oh hello little boy what can I do for you?" The boy says, "Can I get your autograph?" Xur replies, "uhhh well why would you want my autograph?" The little boy says, "well because youre my hero! Youre my favorite actor!" Xur signs the autograph and then the boy leaves. Rahool asks what that was all about. Xur just shrugs and quickly changes subject. Later that night Rahool is at home and skims across his emails and recieves a Porn-Hub notification that there was a new video uploaded in his favorite category, Hentai. He clicks on the video and sees a familiar face. When the character looks up its Xur. Rahool looks in the comments and sees one that reads, "You're my favorite actor!" Not very funny but I'm bored and just thought this was retarded.

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                • Girl do u got purple pants because dat ass is legendary

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                • Edited by waylon PH: 5/22/2015 3:08:38 AM
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