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5/8/2015 12:29:53 AM
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Gnawing off your leg
Quiet...Quiet
Limping to the cottage
Quiet...Quiet
English
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STAB HIM IN HIS KIDNEYS, STRANGLING SUPERSTAR SHIA LABEOUF
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Safe at last from Shia Labeouf You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Shia Labeouf Wait, he isn't dead! Shia surprise!
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There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes, but you can do ju-jitsuuuuuuu
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Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf! Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf! Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf! You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf! But blood is draining fast from your stump leg...
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You swipe to the right He parrys to the left You catch him in the neck You have just decapitated Shia LeBouef
