Yes. All my -blam!-y urges are satisfied by video games. That is the only thing that keeps me from going on massive -blam!- and female oppression sprees.
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Seriously, its the only reason I don't have like 40 kids. If it weren't for those damn video games, I don't know if I could hold it in.
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Unfortunately I didn't hold on. I have kids with my wife. Obviously its because I'm oppressing her with my sperm by forcing her to carry children.
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Like screw love and shit, Men are just monsters using sperm as a weapon.