Thanks, asshole. I just came in my work pants. What am i gonna do for another hour??
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Or you spilled yogurt and it dried and crusted up into pearly flakes.
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I went with, "its because i am so excited to be working here. Go team!" Think they bought it
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I keep spare boxers in my truck for such occasions...
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Pretend it was a milkshake accident!