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4/17/2015 2:04:29 AM
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A Small Story
>mfw I hear ice cream truck
>is craving ice cream
>yaaaay.jpg
>rushed to buy ice cream
>sees all the tasty ice creams
>picks Jolly Rancher candy ice cream
>goes to pay
>realizes is broke
> (._. )
>ohshit.jpg
>Cashier guy looks at me like "(e-e )"
>ohcrapcrapcrap
>says I'm broke
>guy facepalms
>Guy says -blam!- it
>lets me keep ice cream for free
>walks away happily
>fat kid behind me throws tantrum cause he can't get free ice cream
>people stare at me
>mad dash like a crazy person home
[spoiler]And before you ask, yes. This just happened to me. 'twas funny.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWow this is honestly the shittiest story I ever read. A 3 year old with Down's syndrome would have made a more compelling story. There is honestly nothing good about what you just wrote. Take your keyboard and smash it on your face until it's completely broken or your knocked out. After that go re-evaluate your life and go back to grade 1.
