i like wipeing my bum in public toilets, and instead of chucking it in the toilet, throwing it over the top onto the guy in the next cubical and running, makes me lol everytime
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I once had to poop so badly I ran to the public restroom and as I sat on the toilet my ass slipped because of sweat and I pooped all over the shoes of the guy taking a crap in the stall next to me, he freaked out and ran away puking
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*nervous laughter*