A stick Reason 1) Theodore Roosevelt said "speak softly and carry a big stick" this is also the same man who could have easily killed a bear but decided to have mercy on it and thus the Teddy bear was coined after him. Reason 2) A bear is mortal. It can die. Sticks are already dead and therefore must also be undead. The only way to kill something undead is to destroy the brain. Sticks have no brains. Sticks are immortal. Reason 3) A splinter is literally the worst pain ever. A stick is just a big splinter. Reason 4) Sticks are fearless. If you set them on fire they just sit there and take it. They're like "what else you got m8!" Smokey is a bear and prevents forest fires. Why? Because he is terrified of fires. Reason 5) A stick has a master race. They possess powerful magic and are called wands. Have you ever seen a magical bear? Thought not. [spoiler]Feel free to list any other facts about why sticks are OP as a reply. [/spoiler]