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3/13/2015 12:45:31 AM
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I fart every time I masturbate
I'm afraid of greenhouses
Marriage is the number one cause of divorce
I don't have any babies nearby, but I will remember next time I see one
My social security number is 2.5
Now tell me about yourself
English
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Why greenhouses? And I like masturbate with peanutbutter.
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Because... Peanut butter has a nice feel to it
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I prefer the crunchy kind. No pain to gain and if you go fast enough you have creamy peanutbutter. Put that shit on toast. Or in an envelope. Or both.
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Crunchy is the best, I sometimes like to mix it with some jelly.
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Ew gross I hate jelly.
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Have you ever tried it?
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Once a very long time ago..
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What happened?
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Well I don't like to talk about it. It was late evening on a cool summers night, all was well. I felt a presence behind me. It was our lord and saviour Shrek... with a jar of jelly. I can't. Go on.
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Ohh...I see...
