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Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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[quote]Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.[/quote]
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Count STDs until you fall asleep
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How does this help?
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You aren't into washing cat porn?
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No, I like tentacle porn.
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Ok, Cut the end off of a bike pump. Carefully insert the tube into your ass. While holding the tube with one hand, begin to pump the pump. Go slowly so the tube doesn't slip out. Continue inflating until you feel that you will have a huge fart. Dial a random phone number. When the answer release the tube from your ass and fart directly into the phone.
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[quote]Ok, Cut the end off of a bike pump. Carefully insert the tube into your ass. While holding the tube with one hand, begin to pump the pump. Go slowly so the tube doesn't slip out. Continue inflating until you feel that you will have a huge fart. Dial a random phone number. When the answer release the tube from your ass and fart directly into the phone.[/quote]
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That's not what I meant!!
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Do it. I can give you a number to call. I have pranked the same number for 30 years.
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It doesn't sound pleasant. I mean tentacle porn! Like, tentacles!
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Edited by eelmonkey69: 3/7/2015 7:19:21 AMI know what tentacle porn is. It will be very pleasant. It's a very funny thing to do.
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Edited by KonCur: 3/30/2015 3:26:27 PMI salute you sir, you made me crack up!
