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2/25/2015 2:34:25 AM
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Even those who have had sex, become virgins upon entering off topic.
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It's true. Women spontaneously regrow hymens.
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>is a dude
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So am I? You don't have to be a female to become a virgin. You just need to be a female to grow a hymen. At least I hope we can't...
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I'm sorry what....
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Quick! Check yourself and make sure you don't have a useless flap of skin somewhere! Off topic may need to become quarantined!
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[quote]This thread is false, everyone in the flood is a virgin.[/quote]
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I'm not
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You're on the flood...
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[quote]You're on the flood...[/quote] This
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I'm also 14
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What kind of shitty excuse is that?!
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I lost my v at 14 so kid you need to man the -blam!- up
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Oh sry I'm also Canadian
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Ah, it must be hard to find women amongst all of the polar bears and other arctic killers
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We Eskimos do have a bit of trouble around here and it's getting harder and harder to find maple syrup lube
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That's lube?! I've been eating it for years!
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Sick bastard y do u think people cum to Canada for it?
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Well that's what you do after you're done fapping with it right? Just spread it on pancakes?
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After? Y waste time just do it before
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I can't take large objects up my ass without it lol I've gotta wait till afterwards to eat it :(
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I can help you with that problem
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Good, I need all the assistance I can get. I've had this 3 foot long pole jammed half way up my ass and I think I've pushed it as far as it'll get I haven't taken it out though. I'm determined, unfortunately people have started noticing and I think they're suspicious as to why I have such an odd protrusion ripping through the backside of my pants
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It can go deeper. Trust me
