The legend of Smoggypluto continued... As we emerged from the abyss, I witnessed something beautiful and evil at the same time. The eye of Oryx, sat in the sky. The hellmouths very own sun. The source of all the evil we sought to destroy. I studied it for a brief moment, and turned back to my savior and overlord, SmoggyPluto. What I saw baffled me. He had changed from a hunter, to a titan in the mere turn of my head. When he saw the look on my face, he quickly said "Do not ask young guardian, you would not understand the power I wield. I may change my form at any time." I need not know anymore. The turned back to examine the gap between our side, and the other. "How do we get across smoggy?" I questioned. "Simple, lad. We fly." I did not understand, but smoggy headed down the great steps. He ran quickly to a plate which was directly across from the other side. It seemed a bridge would be formed. At that moment, thrall surrounded us. "High ground!" Smoggy exclaimed. I jumped as high as I could, and landed on a nearby pillar. I looked on as smoggy flew to the one right next to me. He was facing an empty doorway at the back of the place. An enormous knight appeared! Wielding a dark sword, I was terrified. A small amount of urine leaked into my trousers and the horrific sight. Although, I had no reason to fear. Smoggy pulled out 3 gjallahorns. He fired 3 rockets and once at the beast. Killing him instantly, in the doorway at which he had just arrived. The Wolfpack rounds ate him alive. Also killing most of the thrall in the area. Smoggy jumped down to retrieve the sword, he picked up the sword in the doorway, and with one giant leap he flew hundreds of feet into the air. So high, that I almost lost sight of him. He began swinging this sword faster than anything I had ever seen. He was flying across! ...but the God's of Bungie had a more sinister plan. Oryx and Bungie wanted smoggy gone, they took the swords right from his hands. The glitch of disappearance had forsaken him. I watched on in horror, as smoggy fell to his death into the deep pit. He had almost made it. So very close to the other side. [b]guardian down[/b] Tears were flowing from my eyes, as I was now all alone in this horrible place. Smoggys golden gjallahorn themed ghost floated up from the pit. What happened next I cannot explain. [b]SmoggyPluto has self resurrected[/b] To be continued. ..

Some say his gjallahorn has a gjallahorn

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It's a true story. You should hear the rest.