I don't have time to write a whole story, but I'll submit this title and plot-synopsis instead: [b]The Week Fluffy Turned into a Girl Every Day: A Coming of Girl Story[/b] In this story, we follow one Mr. Evil Fluffy, as he stumbles through the inexplicable process of gender-swapping every day for one entire week. On the first day, he turns into a sexy, solid 9-out-of-10 and ends up taking full advantage of the situation to comical effect. On day two, he transforms into a clutzy, frazzled 5 and discovers that playing the sex card isn't the solution to all of his (her!) problems. Day three is ruined when he transforms yet again — this time, into a girl in the middle of her period. Fortunately, after surviving day three, Fluffy turns into a sassy, street-smart black woman. As if learning to get by as the fairer sex weren't enough, Fluffy also gets a firsthand experience learning what it's like to deal with casual racism. Day five, Fluffy becomes a single mother of three — forced to wrangle a messy toddler; a rascally, 10-year-old, mischief-making daughter; and an angsty teenage son. And though you'd think that was the peak of this story, Fluffy then becomes the one and only Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton the following day: day six. As one of the most powerful women in the world, Fluffy is forced to make some hard decisions that may very well change his life. Finally, on day seven, Fluffy wakes up as himself again. Having learned what it's like to be the opposite sex, Fluffy realizes that even though he is physically a man, he has a strong, beautiful, independent inner-woman within himself.