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Edited by Cyber:
2/12/2015 8:07:04 PM
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Creepiest Item Descriptions
Are there any item descriptions you think are creepy? Here are mine:
[b]Voidfang Vestments[/b]
"YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle
[b]Necrochasm[/b]
"Eternity is close. Can you feel yourself slipping?"
[b]Eidolon Ally[/b]
"We thought it was inanimate but it had grown... changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly think it has become my friend."
And just for laughs...
[b]I PROTEST[/b]
"It's DISGRACEFUL!"
Keep repeating those to yourself and night....
EDIT 1: Thanks for all the great stuff, we even got DeeJ on this!
EDIT 2: Wow, you guys love DeeJ.
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2 RepliesThe Lucky Raspberry. Not so much creepy as it is cool. I think it was something along the lines of "No one has ever died wearing me. I leave the unworthy before they fall." Correct me if i'm wrong; this is off the top of my head.
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1 ReplyPersonally I find mad and/or megalomainiac-like ones to be more "agreeable" than "creepy", but here are some good things... [b]Skull Of Dire Ahamkara:[/b] Reality is the finest flesh, oh bearer mine. And are you not... hungry? [b]Claws Of Ahamkara:[/b] Look at all this life, oh bearer mine. There is so much left to burn... #MadGodlikeWarlockMasterace
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146 Replies[quote]Voidfang Vestments "YOU WILL DREAM OF TEETH AND NOTHING ELSE" -Scratched behind a buckle[/quote] Yup. Still my favorite.
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Titan helm: Monitor type 2 Whats the largest, fastest, most lethal thing you've ever stopped with your head?
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The Crota warlock gauntlets are the best
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Canivore Match Hunter Helmet "Rawr". 3spewky5me
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All of the ahamakara exotics. Probably my favorite piece of lore behind this game
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2 RepliesEdited by Beowulf-7: 7/8/2015 2:00:38 PM"Keep it" I was about to delete it when I read its description lol
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YOU FUUCKING BUTTNUGGETS STOLE ME GLIMMER
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2 RepliesEdited by Zisis: 7/10/2015 2:38:44 PM[quote] [b]Necrochasm[/b] "Nig.ga I suck dick" [/quote]
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2 RepliesThis cloak is made from cloaks of other hunters...... lesser hunters
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Some uncommon Titan boots : A tale once said of a cautious Titan that never met a foe; was she still a warrior? Not creepy but makes you go oh ha ha ha
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1 ReplyThe Octopus Cloak description. I can't remember it off the top of my head, but it's quite interesting
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1 ReplyIt's not creepy, but there was a cloak I came across doing Dragon strikes I found entertaining. [quote]Tell a titan only a madman would go. Tell a warlock its too complex.[/quote]
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6 RepliesIt's not creepy but my fav by far is the Kell hunters cloak "This is my plan to be a Kell: fallen seem to respect violence and big capes. I'm incredibly violent and I found this cape"
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2 RepliesAhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Reshape the universe to your liking. Disregard the screams.
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[i]"The machines are not invincible"[/i] -Shattered Vault Cloak [spoiler]I always thought this was pretty eerie[/spoiler]
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3 Replies…a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a ausal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into a causal loop within the weapon's mechanism suggesting that the firing process somehow binds space and time into...
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[b]Fang of Ir Yut[/b]: And this is the shape and point of it: nothing has lived that will not die.
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Gladius 77 It bears a classic mark upon the trigger guard: 'This Machine Kills Fallen'
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2 RepliesI am a marvel with ten thousand arms If you read the grimoire you'll get it.
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not creepy but there is a warlock bond that say : "Let's stop thinking about how to open the lock and start thinking about removing the wall."
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2 RepliesWhen your in the middle of the badjuju bounty it reads "my ghost started to look...tasty" or something like that
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2 Replies.....Praise me...... Ram helmet
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Bump.
