Kid didn't know what wiping meant

Some squeaker messed up the crota cheese 5 times and got the raid helmet out of it on the 6th

A guy on my friends list, we were doing nightfall last night and we were like 3 minutes away to beating the boss then I hear someone calls him on the mic to go eat lunch and the dude since he's host leaves the lobby.... Wtf Noob check if your host before leaving

The kid trying to kill oracles on HM VoG with invective that he hadn't even levelled up. Let's just say it didn't go well lol.

Did atheon with pick up group. Couple of guys said they had a terrible team last time they tried to do it. I held relic because they said they "don't like to". Watched them shoot atheon with fusion rifle and auto rifle...

Used to have a friend (used to) while he was good at farming (knew chest spawns) and good at strikes (knew enemy spawns) he sucked at the vault of glass. He was a level 29 and had been playing since the beta but couldn't use the relic. He claimed his controller was broken, but never had a problem with using his super or grenades. Anyways, he would die alot during conflux/oracles/gatekeeper/Atheon. Not a big deal, but would always blame it on every one else. He tried to punch a fanatic and died, claimed someone shot it. He blew himself up with a rocket(several times)when detained, claimed a harpy flew in front of him( alot of stray harpies that night). During Atheon, he continuosly tried to flaunt his gjallahorn (no one else in our team had it) and brag about stats and critical damage, but the dumb bastard repeatedly blew him self up by trying to fire it from behind the relics shield. Always blamed someone else for moving in front of him, or pushing him. Even after being advised to use a heavy machine gun, he still blew himself up ( but it was someone else's fault) He turned into a real douche that night when the raid went on without him ( we didn't drop everything to revive him after the 6th time)and constantly complained and pointed his finger at everyone and reminding us he was ready to be revived. Aside from crying about loosong heavy ammo because people got him killed, he repeatedly reprimanded the relic carrier for the follies of his way.( guy was a 28 and was his first time using relic. We wiped a few times. Atleast he tried and didn't pretend his controller was broke.) This person left after 9 or 10 wipes. We replaced him and completed the vault on the very next run, 2 teleports and no deaths. What makes him a noob is the fact that he was too dumb to realize that if you're gonna criticize people and tell them what to do and how to do it, make sure that you know how to and have done it yourself, and you especially dont do it to the people that have repeatedly carried your worthless ass through every raid you've completed.

One week a few of the people from my regular raid group were too busy to get a third raid in, so I played with some randoms who had [i]only[/i] ever glitches the raid. Even at this they failed miserably. By the time we miraculously got to Crota, the host makes [i]a multitude[/i] of attempts to get Crota stuck on one knee and in the end fails. No problem, we have a lv32 on the team and people with Gjallarhorns! How hard can doing this legit be? For these guys, impossible... Despite Crota's shield going out nearly instantly with great communication, the lv32 sword bearer could not get more than two hits on Crota per shield drop and died each time Crota got up without fail. Of course this was not his fault... or so he said after cursing and complaing about Crota and the ([i]dead[/i]) boomers. I had to leave before they finished (if they ever did). And if you think we just needed more time, I'd be embarrassed to say how much time this took and that I didn't leave sooner.

Met a 31 lock, no raid gear or weps from either raid, never raided either at all and used a pulse rifle. Fml. And a shotgun on the nexus strike.

I was showing some noobs through the VoG and I had just finished explaining the confluxes when one of them said "so the green stuff cleanses me?" One of the best moments I've had in destiny.

I'm doing a roc strike and we get to the nexus. I jump down immediately with one of my other teammates, while the other decides to stay up at the top and dance. No sooner had Sekrion descended than I see a notification seeing he died. Guess he wasn't aware of the Axis Minotaur that spawns if you stay up there. He left without respawning.