I've read many threads and comments over the past few months, and have now seen the truth:
[b]Hunters are the best at everything ever.[/b]
Here are some amazing things I've been made aware of:
- Both the Defender and Sunsinger subclasses are [b]nothing[/b] but crutches designed for unskilled children. Ward of Dawn is made for cowards who are unable to fend off the enemy, and need a shield to save themselves. Fireborn is literally a Super designed for kids whose only notable skill is dying. Why use subclasses that are so obviously casual? Play as a Striker or Voidwalker only. That way, when you die (you will, because you aren't a Hunter), a Bladedancer can remove themself from combat to go crouch in a corner until they turn invisible. That alone is more useful than anything Defenders and Sunsingers can provide.
- Swift killing of multiple enemies is a skill best left to Bladedancers. Only Bladedancers have the offensive capability of being able to eliminate groups of enemies. Thralls are no joke – they are vicious endgame enemies, and the fact that Bladedancers can kill [b]groups[/b] of them is awe-inspiring.
- Gunslingers are more suited for support/defense than Defenders are. Have you ever seen a Defender use Golden Gun on Supplicants? Exactly. Being able to eliminate fearsome enemies like that is vital to success.
- Hunters are so amazing, they even managed to erase the difference between "cloak" and "cape". On the topic of cakes, cloapes, or whatever, it's only common sense that Hunters get to wear them. Cool heroes wear capes. You know why Hunters don't have mudflaps or friendship bracelets? Because Hunters are like Batman – in comparison, Titans and Warlocks are like Aqua Man in the middle of the Sahara Desert. (Useless)
So please, next time you even have the urge to think of suggesting that other classes are useful, ask yourself just one thing:
Are you [i]really[/i] okay with being an inferior life form?
[b]Hunters for life![/b]
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3 RepliesLove your other Satire Posts, but this one is to "elaborate" imo. For all the ones that are wondering: [b]Hawkmoon doesn`t even own a Hunter.[/b] Now I´m wondering if you could be so Meta, that you would choose a Username and Praise a gun (you made a poem about it, if I remember correctly)... that you don`t even own.
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2 RepliesGo home Hawkmoon, you're drunk.
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4 Replies-blam!- you HITMAN :)
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11 RepliesEdited by Hakuumen: 12/12/2014 3:21:24 PMBlade dancers totally take so much skill... [spoiler]RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB RB....[/spoiler]
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1 Replydude, u have 2 titans and 1 warlock, give me your hunter profile to prove that u are really an hunter fanboy....
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5 RepliesPost like these is why there is a civil war between hunters and warlocks. Bottem line different classes are good for different playstyles. Titan are always great to have with me for defence and weapons of light. The warlocks are great for dps on bosses and large groups. Hunters are good at demolishing infintry and sometimes saving teammates. This is called a team, you have well divides talents and abilities to make up for the weaknesses in others, there is no master race, and if anything i would have to say titan defenders would be closest since they focus more on helping the team than themselves
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1 ReplyEvery class brings stuff to the table... You names what the hunter does..... Ever noticed that a warlock titan and a hunter blow tho strikes and the raid in no time? Night falls for a example Warlock self rez Titan bubble Hunters invisibly All can help support and get your friend rezed....
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20 Replieshunters don't even deserve a capitalization... First of all When do hunters provide Weapons or Blessings of Light for the team? Oh wait there to trash to be team players... Every hunter I have seen has usually been the sore thumb of the team... They don't stand out and a majority of them are just plain useless... So what does that Golden Gun do in VoG and Crotas? Definitely does not help take down Crota or Knights... Us Titans and Warlocks gotta Flashbang or use a NBomb(rarely) So what do hunters do against the big old bosses? Golden gun? Bladedance? What do us Titans do? Blind the enemy with our barrier? Protect our teammates with the barrier?? What do hunters do? Besides hide behind Titans and Warlocks and pretend they are helping? Go invisible? Sit in the corner and cry?? Hunters are a -blam!-ing joke I WOULD RATHER HAVE A LEVEL 26 WARLOCK OR TITAN OVER A LEVEL 32 HUNTER ANY DAY
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Edited by the last mage: 12/12/2014 3:03:31 PMHunters hunters hunters yea [spoiler]but I also have a warlock and think all classes are equally powerful [/spoiler]
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H U N T E R * N A T I O N
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5 Repliessays the guy with 2 Titans and a Warlock...............
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2 Replies"Bladedancers can leave the combat go crouch in a corner and turn invisible. That alone is better than what defenders and warlocks can do." This must be a Albert Einstein quote
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Nah warlocks still
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5 defender titans 1 blade dancer = cheese crota
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2 RepliesYep, being a hunter with invisibility helped me kill Crota. :)
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1 Replybelieve me hunter/everything, but, have you seen incredibles?? lol, capes=not good
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one word........ FANNYPACK
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Hunter master race
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Edited by AC ShyGuy: 12/12/2014 12:05:38 PMAt least Titans and Warlocks are useful in the raid.
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As a warlock I lol. I have self revive because it's fun when I do die. Bladedancer is the most op I use it on my hunter to end all life. Even in there bubbles
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3 RepliesAs a Hunter, I found this hilarious, and I quite agree.
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This is a jealousy topic.
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So What the OP is saying is that titan defenders and warlock subsingers are pussies. At least the hunter is a badass cause he crouches in a CORNER to go invisible? Well played....Well played
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He doesn't even have a hunter hahahahahaha hahahahahaha what a troll
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Fück the all the classes and make a superclass named the lantern core :P
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Edited by Kiyoshi-Prime: 12/12/2014 1:18:53 PMAh!...I love these "My avatars better then your avatar because mines got "go faster" stripes" posts. Always gives me a giggle! Hunter, Titan, Warlock!?! (very much a six of one and half a dozen of the other conundrum). At the end of the day what separates one participant from another is not their avatar or related subclass, but their ability as a gamer...nothing more, if you're crap, you're crap...and no matter what class, exotic gear, weapons or light status you may have achieved...you can't polish a turd! But, I will nibble just a little and put down for the record, when eliminating enemies at speed in close proximity...Id take fists of havoc over blade dancer any day of the week! Not to mention Hunters finding a corner to hide & cry in while waiting to turn invisible...is a cowards, lame ass tactic. :0P