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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
12/9/2014 4:47:16 PM
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Twas the night before Crota....(NOW WITH A PICTURE)
Twas the night before Crota, and all through the hall,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a thrall.
The Tower was full of guardians who waited with care,
In hope that Eris Morn would soon be there.
They lurked in the forums and posted in threads,
While visions of necrochasm danced in their heads.
Then the download came, slower than feared
And then they knew the final countdown was drawing near.
Soon morning came, and dawn broke the night
Indeed the guardians would soon begin their new fight.
They rushed to their vaults and grabbed their Gjallarhorns,
Doubtful their loot would be better from Eris Morn.
The Gunsmith's ammo packs ran out fast,
He must have known this attention would not last.
Fireteams were assembled, with members from far and wide
And they all exclaimed "no longer will Crota hide!"
Into orbit they went, all giddy with excitement,
So off the moon, all their jumpships went.
Approaching the Hellmouth, they did not know
What they would find, down in the Dark Below,
Into rooms of wizards and of thrall galore,
They fought their way through until they could fight no more.
Not long after they found Oryx's son,
And surely they realized it was too late to run.
Their fate had been sealed, they stood at the ready,
With gazes towards the knight, they remained steady.
The god summoned his minions, and unleashed their fury
But the guardians held their ground, though their vision went blurry.
Crota took many forms, trying all of his tricks,
He could handle one Guardian, but not all six.
At last one warrior retrieved Crota's sword,
And cut through the final waves of his horde.
The Guardian approached the Knight, now on his knee,
And said, "This is the end, and I'm the last that you will see".
With their mission done, and loot in hand
They returned to Eris, her grin was grand.
"You did what we could not, I and the other five"
"You have destroyed a god, and crippled the Hive"
EDIT: Let's get this trending Guardians! And let's get pumped for The Dark Below!
EDIT 2: Glad you guys liked it! We are mere hours away....
EDIT 3: Picture credit goes to [b]Doc SoCal[/b]!
EDIT 4: HOLY CRAP 500 LIKES! Never thought something I doodled at work would get this much attention
EDIT 5: ITS HERE!! And I'm at work....cant wait to get home.
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bump bump bump bump bump
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Absolutely amazing.
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Amazing Parody 10/10
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Edited by Dovahkrunk: 12/9/2014 2:35:08 PM*Eris steps up to da mic, removes tri-lens sunglasses* *Hive ship behind her shines multi-colored lights and drops purple and yellow engrams on the balcony* One, TWO… And you don’t stop, YO. (Get on up) My eyes is sore, smitten with tragic flaw Zap Hive into coleslaw, droppin’ da Ohm’s Law Crota keep askin’ for more blood and gore Keep droppin’ da next floor, follow dat loud roar… So I became hardcore, extermination I swore Gats rubbin’ my hips and back, so sore… Now I find myself cold walkin' da Hive Tryin’ to survive the jive goin’ on in da Hive! Tower superstar, that is what you are (get on up) Comin' from afar, reachin' for the stars (get on up) Fly away with me to another place (get on up) We can rely on each other, uh-huh (get on up) From one Raider to another, uh-huh. (get on up)
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[quote]Twas the night before Crota, and all through the hall, Not a creature was stirring, not even a thrall. The Tower was full of guardians who waited with care, In hope that Eris Morn would soon be there. They lurked in the forums and posted in threads, While visions of necrochasm danced in their heads. Then the download came, slower than feared And then they knew the final countdown was drawing near. Soon morning came, and dawn broke the night Indeed the guardians would soon begin their new fight. They rushed to their vaults and grabbed their Gjallarhorns, Doubtful their loot would be better from Eris Morn. The Gunsmith's ammo packs ran out fast, He must have known this attention would not last. Fireteams were assembled, with members from far and wide And they all exclaimed "no longer will Crota hide!" Into orbit they went, all giddy with excitement, So off the moon, all their jumpships went. Approaching the Hellmouth, they did not know What they would find, down in the Dark Below, Into rooms of wizards and of thrall galore, They fought their way through until they could fight no more. Not long after they found Oryx's son, And surely they realized it was too late to run. Their fate had been sealed, they stood at the ready, With gazes towards the knight, they remained steady. The god summoned his minions, and unleashed their fury But the guardians held their ground, though their vision went blurry. Crota took many forms, trying all of his tricks, He could handle one Guardian, but not all six. At last one warrior retrieved Crota's sword, And cut through the final waves of his horde. The Guardian approached the Knight, now on his knee, And said, "This is the end, and I'm the last that you will see". With their mission done, and loot in hand They returned to Eris, her grin was grand. "You did what we could not, I and the other five" "You have destroyed a god, and crippled the Hive" EDIT: Let's get this trending Guardians! And let's get pumped for The Dark Below! EDIT 2: Glad you guys liked it! We are mere hours away.... EDIT 3: Picture credit goes to [b]Doc SoCal[/b]! EDIT 4: HOLY CRAP 400 LIKES! Never thought something I doodled at work would get this much attention[/quote] Awesome
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*tips hat to OP*
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2 RepliesCAN ANYONE HELP ME? i bought the expansion from gamestop.com and haven't received any code or anything wtf is up with that?
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1 ReplyFound first chest!
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Amazeballs (Another one plz) (⊙＿⊙) LoL
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Edited by SecretButter: 12/9/2014 9:47:18 AM*sigh* *unzips*
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Some one please invite me on 360
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This is just awesome
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IT'S HAPPENING
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Legggggoooo 5 min baby!!!
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Really clever!!! I hope you do another one for House of Wolves
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BUMP :D
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Good.
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Well done mate. Nice to see a post that isn't complaining about the game.
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BRILLIANT!!!
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Brilliant!!! I can't sleep. God, I am gonna pay for this in the morning/afternoon, but I can't sleep til I get Dark Below!
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incredible
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Truly inspiring XD
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5 RepliesHow much time is left exactly
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What a read but it was a good one. Under 2 hours left can't wait
