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5/18/2014 4:49:08 PM
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What are some mistakes you only make once?
I'm sure we all can think of one or two, mistakes you've made that you've never made again.
The one that comes to mind for me (Because I just put pizza in the oven) is the polystyrene tray beneath the pizza. You only put that in the oven once...
What examples can you think of? They can either be funny or fatal or just plain >:l
Gogogo!
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#Offtopic
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Edited by Keeker: 5/19/2014 3:48:39 AMTelling my best friend that I saw her boyfriend cheating on her 1) Even after being friends for over two years, she didn't believe me 2) She yelled and screamed at me for "lying" to her 3) She freaked out on her boyfriend because of it 4) They broke up and now she blames it completely on me So yeah, never getting into that again :/
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Mistakes I've only made once? Trusting a girl when she tells me I'm the only one. Trying to PvP on a PvE server. Believing M. Night Shyamalan had talent once upon a time.
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Putting [i]a certain part[/i] in the garbage disposal, then running garbage disposal to see how it feels. [spoiler]if you get the Captain Hero reference, you're awesome and should say so.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesMicrowaving your socks so they can warm your feet.
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2 RepliesEdited by TheLoneEthaniel: 5/19/2014 9:52:59 PMYOMO! I uh had some fun in a closet a while back with a guy and a girl... I WAS 7 OKAY! Edit: also it was a mistake cause my parents found out
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1 ReplyLeaving my ban hammer on a porch.
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Be born as the last French royalty.
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5 RepliesMasturbating while your parents are home.
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3 RepliesAttempting my first ever backflip... Off the side of a trampoline onto concrete. I slipped and snapped the bones in my forearm / wrist Still hurts every now and again. Like 7 years later
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1 ReplyForgetting to delete the Internet history on a shared computer. Never again!
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5 RepliesEdited by Mmmmm Napalm: 5/18/2014 4:59:17 PMNever let your brother play with your stuff.
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Watching AJ Spyder dance, that shit is just wrong http://youtu.be/NiWVv1em7kc
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Handling phyllo sheets without butter.
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sticking your fist up a dogs asshole.
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Not checking to see if an electric fence is on. It's literal shock-conditioning. I got shocked while lifting a fence wire for my dog to run into a cow-pond, sadly I grabbed it right after it had discharged, so I didn't get shocked until my dog was already nosing her way underneath. I dropped the wire and yelled, and the wire thwacked my dog on the back and shocked her, we were both walking away with our collective tails between our legs hehe... (I wish we didn't have to give her away, we would get into all sorts of shenanigans with digging out woodchucks and chasing coyotes, she was a large Black Labrador.
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1 ReplyBelieving your girlfriend when she says the following: "I'm not mad" "I don't care" 'You can do whatever you want"[spoiler]She is most definitely mad, she does care, while you technically can do whatever you want it is ill advised[/spoiler]
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Forgetting to pack a chute
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Edited by GiantDad: 5/19/2014 4:28:25 PMOnly once? Living. [spoiler]hue[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Forever Berg: 5/18/2014 6:30:51 PMBeing Jewish in 1940 Germany
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4 RepliesDrunken BDSM with a sadist, brain damaged dominatrix who has one of these. Not fun.
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5 RepliesStand up against a pizza oven...a metal one. Roll my windows down on the back roads during the afternoon. Bees...
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4 RepliesListening to BOTDF
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Drinking a lava lamp [spoiler]it's not lava [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCarving letters on your fingers before you know what the alphabet is. My mother never let me play with an exacto ever again. [spoiler]Spells Ikir, roughly.[/spoiler]
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Making sure your leg is NOT directly under what you're welding. Bullets have the right of way, and everyone else is ducking rather than charging for a valid reason. Forks don't mix with microwaves. Giving a woman my credit card (never, ever, ever, ever, again). Riding my motorcycle without a riding jacket (crashed and burned, would've been fine had I been wearing it).
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3 RepliesSigning onto B.net. [spoiler]Now I cant leave no matter the shit quality.[/spoiler]
