What the fook did you just say about me you -blam!-en -blam!-? I was a -blam!-in Legend in Gin Alley... a fookin legend. You know how much they paid me to kill a man in kings landing? seven silvers. they told me a mans name and that man never saw daylight again, none of them cocksuckers got away from me and I made over 2100 confirmed silvers. I'm a top ranger and I'm the fastest dirk north of the wall. You are nothing to me but another -blam!-. I will -blam!- you til you're dead with a force that has never been seen before north of the wall. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. maybe its time do ya think? ay? maybe you're the man? eh? -blam!-? Think again bastid. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of deserters across the haunted forest and we could piss in any gutter and soak five of you. The piss that wipes out your pathetic -blam!- lieff. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dirk. Not only am I trained as the best fighter in the Nights watch, but I was a -blam!-ing legend in gin alley, a -blam!-ing legend. I would take any knight ANY KNIGHT ANY TIME. -blam!-ing -blam!-s in steel plate, -blam!-ing cowards. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, You should shut your -blam!-in hole. you look like a -blam!-ing ballsack, ugly lookin stoopid -blam!- face... I will piss in your -blam!- mouth and you will drown in it. You're -blam!-en dead bastid!

I used to have children

HIGHBORN LEATHER EHHHH -blam!- THEM TILL THEY'RE DEAD EHHHHH LORD SNOW EHHHHH

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