It's one of life's greatest mysteries. Why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching us? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night.
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Idk why people are coming back but ok.
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2 RepliesWhat the -blam!- is with all of this metaphysical stuff? I was wondering why we're out here?
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"Come on Carolina, have fun Carolina, you're always being such a bitch!"
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1 Reply"Gentlemen, this is the M12 LRV. I like to call it the 'Warthog'." "Why 'Warthog', Sir?" "Because, M12 LRV is too hard to say in conversation, Son." "No the...why 'Warthog'? I mean, it doesn't really look like a pig." "Say that again?" "I think it looks more like a puma." "What in Sam Hell is a puma?" "Er, you mean like the shoe company?" "No, like a puma. It's a big cat, like a lion." "......You're making that up." "I'm telling you, it's a real animal." "Simmons, I want you to poison Grif's next meal." "Yes, Sir!" "Look. See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. And, what kind of animal has tusks?" "A walrus." "Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals?"
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#Offtopic
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We are only here to praise the sun \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/
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Edited by Senor Crouch: 11/28/2015 5:53:10 AM"Hey." "Yeah?" "You ever wonder why we're here?" "It's one of life's greatest mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence? Or, is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night." ".................................................................What!? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?" "Oh, uh......yeah." "What was all that stuff about God?" "Uh...hm? Nothing." "You wanna talk about it?" "No." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out." "Mm-hmm." "The only reason that we set up a Red Base here is because they have a Blue Base over there. And, the only reason they have a Blue Base over there is because we have a Red Base here." "Yeah, that's because we're fighting each other." "No, no. But I mean, even if we were to pull out today, and they would come take our base, they would have two bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoopdee-****ing-doo."
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"The only reason we're here, is because they built a base over there, and the only reason they're here, is because we built a base over here."
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2 RepliesLol all the people telling you to post in offtopic. Red vs Blue is great.
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1 ReplyEdited by Senor Crouch: 11/28/2015 4:55:05 AM"What are they doing?" "What?" "I said, 'What are they doing now?'" "God ****, I'm getting so sick of answering that question!" "You have the ****ing rifle, I can't see ****. Don't ***** at me because I'm not just going to sit up here and play with my di..." "Okay, okay look. They're just standing there and talking. Okay? That's all they're doing. That's all they ever do, is just stand there and talk. That's what they were doing last week, that's what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago. So, five minutes from now, when you ask me, 'What are they doing?' my answer's gonna be, 'They're still just talking and they're still just standing there!'" ".............................What are they talking about?" "You know what? I ****ing hate you."
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2 RepliesDestroy this filthy SYNTH! FLESH IS FLESH. MACHINE IS MACHINE. YOU WEREN'T BORN FROM THE WOMB OF A LOVING MOTHER. YOU WERE CREATED IN A COLD DARK LAB.
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No I just meant why are we here, at this gorge.
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Lmao. First episode, right?
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Your playing a friendly game of baseball what position do you prefer to play!
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"What??"
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No I mean why are we here at this base.
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Edited by The Researcher: 11/27/2015 9:40:57 PM42(.0)
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No, man. I mean, like here. In this canyon.
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It's one of life's great mysteries isn't it?
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First off, this belongs in #offtopic. And second off, 42.
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Uhh, no. I was wondering why we were standing out here in the sun and not down there in the shade.
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Are you high??
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1 Reply#offtopic
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3 RepliesIn only here to trade some pre-war money for caps
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3 RepliesHmmm that doesn't sound too healthy... You kinda need sleep...