This girl that I barely know keeps asking if things are going okay with the girl I'm dating, and that I "can talk about it" with her whenever. -blam!-in weirdo.

Send her this

Stick it in her pooper. It's the only way.

Never get back with an Ex. College should be your priority. Get your degree, and then -blam!- bitches.

╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ you wunt sem fok, bby \ . .\ \ \ / ╰U╯\. (Her)

[quote]I've got a good one. So my mom was always a bit of a cu*t, still hot though. At this time I was 15. I was in my guitar phase, where all I wanted to do was play guitar. Today I was playing it louder than I should've been. My mom enters my room and says [b][i]"turn that shit down!"[/i][/b] I said [b][i]"okay, calm down you cu*t."[/i][/b] [i]"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME"[/i] Then realizing what I said, I apologize and said it's just been a rough day. Then she pulls the classic mom card. [b][i]"Call me that again and I'll sell your guitar. I brought you into this world and I can take you back out!"[/i][/b] This had my Jimmy [b][i]especially[/i][/b] rustled. I said [b][i]"let me f[i]ucking help you."[/i][/i][/b] So I grabbed my mothers wrists and pulled them behind her back. She started screaming for my father, but he was dead. Next, I tied her hands together using guitar wire. Then I chained her to my bed. [b][i]she was terrified. [/i][/b] [i]"Back where I came from huh? Well, let me help you."[/i] I cut my mother's jeans off using a hunting knife. I collect knives and swords, so this wasn't hard to do. As fate would have it, my mother wasn't wearing panties. You know how when you open a fresh bag of popcorn, a bunch of hot steam rises from the bag? Thats what happened when I took her pants off. [b][i]Beaver steam melted my face.[/i][/b] [b][i][u]Literally. [/u][/i][/b] Let me re-cap the scene for you. [i]Mother is on my bed, wrists bleeding from struggling against the wire. Steam is rising out of her watering hole, my face is melting off of my face, my dick is out (oh yeah, I forgot to mention that earlier), and in walks my father. [/i] He was resurrected by some form of vaginal witchcraft. [b][i]his dick was out too. [/i][/b] He then wrapped barbed wire around his sausage meat and -blam!-ed my mothers steamy hole until she died. After that he said [b][i]"sorry about your face, son."[/i][/b] Later we laughed it all off and had a few beers. [b][i]#rekt [/i][/b][/quote]

Don't bother. She just wants someone, but soon as she finds someone that's around often and not out of state... You'll be irrelevant. Don't date in college. Unless it's a serious lifetime candidate, don't bother. If you date a girl all of college and break up later, you will regret wasting your prime college years for a few decades. Don't do it. Just don't do it. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me. Trust me.

There is no need for a sickening human whore when you can have sex with a superior equine instead.

Your ex keeps snatchchatting me also.

Never date the same person twice.

Eat da booty

Pm nudes and i'll give my opinion

Srsly tho, I'd say first remember why you two broke up in the first place and try and guess if it'll happen again etc....

Uninstall snapchat, go away to college, and move on with your life!