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7/1/2015 4:20:57 AM
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Im fat and have a shit life
I work in a toy factory and tbh its just a dead end job. No matter what everything there always sucks and no one listens to my ideas. My beautiful ginger wife is my everything but she always just pays attention to our baby. It seems like she just ignores me and thinks of me as an idiot.
Then there's my daughter who suffers the same condition as me. Feeling neglected, alone. She's always harrassed about having glasses and being ugly and I can't help her. And I feel like crap cause I sometimes just yell at her to shut up.
Then there's my dog who always humps my wife and acts attracted to her. I always catch him near my personal library eating all my Stephen king books.
And finally my son is just treated the same as me. He is treated as if he is the dumbest kid in the world and with my job and I can't ever be there for him. It pains me but I think he has longed for company for so long he's made an imaginary friend and claims a monkey is in his closet all the time.
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#Offtopic
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Well you're more of a Buzz kill than Buzz Killington...
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FYI Your neighbor has been wanting to do your wife for years. Everybody else in towns knows this but you.
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2 RepliesSpend a homeless week in the streets. That will make you appreciate things.
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2 RepliesEdited by PHD Insanity: 7/1/2015 4:29:36 PMI read the title and the first couple of sentences and knew exactly who you were describing!!! La Castaña!!!
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B8 b8 m8. Could tell immediately it was Peter Griffin
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1 ReplyOk Peter Griffin. Even though he works at a brewery now
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1 ReplyI know the feeling, sounds like a friend I used to have before I moved away and got remurried to my high school crush. This damn bear living at the edge of the street keeps trying to molest her, though.
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6 RepliesEdited by STD Carrier Form: 7/1/2015 5:01:36 PMI'm a dad who has a blonde wife, and 2 kids. I also have a talking gold fish and an alien that wears wigs to go into public. I work at the CIA. My daughter is a hippy who will never get a job. My son is a nerd who gets picked on all the time. You seem to have a better life.
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Family guy :D
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*reads first couple sentences* "It's Peter Griffon" *reads rest of post* "yep"
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1 Reply>expects unexpected twist >is not disappointed
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Family guy
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7 RepliesI know that his is a reference to something, but I don't know what.
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Lol nice
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Edited by STD Carrier Form: 7/1/2015 12:46:46 PMDoes your baby want to take over the world too?
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Shut up, Peter.
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Is your name Peter Griffin?
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1 ReplyDammit...
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3 RepliesJealous?
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Lol the first sentence gave it away even though he works at the brewery now
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Just passing by
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Guessed it after the first sentence.
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Edited by eelmonkey69: 7/1/2015 7:33:56 AMI knew what was going on by the second sentence. If you worked in a toy factory, this would be written in mandarin. Edit: 我工作在一个玩具工厂和 tbh 它只是一个死胡同工作。不管那里一切总是的吸和没有人听我的想法。我美丽的姜太太是我的一切，但她总是只注重我们的宝宝。好像她就不理我，认为我是个白痴。
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Edited by Twitchyloner: 7/1/2015 7:34:28 AMI laughed because I have same issue Peter.
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This is SO GOOD. Like SO GOOD. You win, give this OP an award. Grammy? Nobel peace prize? Oscar? -blam!- it, just have em all.
