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Edited by A BIG COWPIE:
11/27/2014 5:04:36 PM
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A STORY ABOUT A FRIEND
[quote]there once was a Quarian. He was jumped by 2 horny Pokemon. When his Pokemon wife came he asked for help but she got on him. A foursome started. And now I still can't walk. ;3[/quote]
-BIOSMILEY
HIS REACTION TO THIS THREAD:
[quote]I will slap you, I don't care if I'm covered in Pokemon juices, I. will. slap. you.[/quote]
[quote]When your first born child is born, I will find out where. Go to that hospital, take a gun and shoot everyone till I reach your room, I will kick the door down. Stab your wife and rip out her guts, choke your baby with her guts then tie the baby to the guys and beat you to death with your baby.[/quote]
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1 Reply*announcement is met with dead silence. Which way will the audience go? The tension is unbearable. Slowly, an old lady in the front row stands up. The one who always said how she hated Cowpie typing in all caps.* (Steely glint in her eye): Cool story, bro. *a young mother stands up at the back* Cool story, bro. *her husband, shirt sleeves rolled up, marine tattoos. Exchanges a wordless look with his wife* Cool story. *a stockbroker* Cool story bro *a librarian* Cool story bro *everyone is on their feet* Cool story bro cool story bro coolstorybro COOL STORY BRO COOL- *roll credits*
