*announcement is met with dead silence. Which way will the audience go? The tension is unbearable. Slowly, an old lady in the front row stands up. The one who always said how she hated Cowpie typing in all caps.*
(Steely glint in her eye): Cool story, bro.
*a young mother stands up at the back* Cool story, bro.
*her husband, shirt sleeves rolled up, marine tattoos. Exchanges a wordless look with his wife* Cool story.
*a stockbroker* Cool story bro *a librarian* Cool story bro
*everyone is on their feet*
Cool story bro cool story bro coolstorybro COOL STORY BRO COOL-
*roll credits*
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