A titan, a warlock & a hunter walk into a bar, they spot a donkey sitting in the corner. They go over to bartender & ask him "why is there a donkey in here?", the landlord replies "well, its a contest, whoever can make the donkey laugh wins 5 exotics", So they each agree to try. The warlock goes over to the donkey & whispers in the donkeys ear but the donkey does nothing, next the hunter goes over & whispers in the donkeys ear & still the donkey does nothing, lastly the titan goes over to the donkey & whispers in his ear & suddenly the donkey breaks into hysterics & falls on the floor with laughter. The titan goes over to the bartender, collects his prize and leaves. The following week the hunter,warlock & titan are back & the same donkey is sat at the bar, They ask the bartender "same deal as last week?" The bartender replies "no, this time you have to make the donkey cry, the winner gets another 5 exotics", warlock again goes & whispers in the donkeys ear & nothing, hunter does the same with the same result, The titan casually strolls over, puts his arm around the donkey & they walk around the corner, 30 secs later they return & the donkey is crying his heart out. the titan goes to collect his prize & is on his way out when the warlock & hunter stop him, the warlock says "c,mon dude thats twice youve outplayed us, you have to tell us how u did it", The titan simply replies "well, last week i told him my dick was bigger than his & this week i showed him".

[i]...and sit down and kickback after a day in the Hellmouth[/i]. *Hunter - "Is it just me or do acolytes look like clowns?" *Warlock - "Dafaq?! Clow.. Now that you mention it yeah, heh. Those balding hive bastards with their half ass white face makeup do look like.." *Titan (interrupts) - Dat make up. *[i]shudders[/i] Shit pisses me off! Do those a-holes wake up in the morning and think to themselves that a little makeup will help spruce up that ugly mug? No wait, it must be those witch bitches they probably have some special hive makeup specialist that does it for them?" *Warlock (mind blown) - Holy shit we must find it! And kill it! IMMEDIATELY!!" *Hunter (in agreement) - Yeah we've gotta kill that sadistic [i]blam[/i]" *Warlock & Titan (in unison) - Sadistic blam? Dafaq is that? *Hunter - (looks up at the ceiling and waves waves knife violently) "Damn you bungie it's bad enough you collect all my emails and track my online browsing habits but censoring me is too much!!" *Titan - (murmurs) "Tinfoil nut job." *Hunter - (brandishing knife) - "What'd you say you pre-ejaculating Fist of Havoc bastard! Remember that imminent threat around that corner? The one that turned out to be a single thrall LOL!! *Warlock - "Calm down guys our server is here." *Deej - (smirk) - "Hi I'm Deej and I'll be your [b]server[/b] today, would you like to hear our specials for the day?" *Guardians - (in agreement) - "Sure." *Deej (*[i]slowly backing away towards lightswtich while maintaining smirk and eye contact[/i]) - "Today's specials are zebra, baboon, caterpillar, weasel.." [i]*turns off light[/i] "..centipede, parakeet.." [i]*voice trails off[/i] [i]*Guardians left sitting in the dark[/i] *Warlock - "Uhhh what just happened?" *Titan - (raging) - "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!! I'M ABOUT TO FOH A BITCH!!" *Hunter - "Re-blaming-lax, re-blam, REBLAM! Blam it! Relax there's no thrall here.

Hunters are gay

A Titan, Hunter and Warlock walk into a bar.. The Hunter turns to the other two and says, 'life is a complete Dreg'

The titan grabs a mug of ale and begins to boast loudly about his newest adventure and the weapons/engrams he received from them. The warlock drinks a martini while he talks enigmatically about a "new" branch of magic he "discovered" in an effort to impress the ladies. The hunter sits in the corner with his whiskey and watches everyone in the room while he is sharpening his knife. He shakes his head at the titan and smiles knowingly at the warlock. Neither of these people would know how to survive out in the wild without their team to back them up or how to hunt down prey and infiltrate the enemy base to take out the one target. As this continues suddenly a fallen captain bursts through the door and begins attacking the patrons. The warlock is shocked....what is a fallen captain doing here of all places? That makes no sense and does not fall within the realm of logical reasoning. The titan attempts to make a stand but after drinking so much ale and heady from all the boasting all that can be understood from him is a slurred sentence and then a battle cry. Just as the captain begins to attack the first patron his head explodes and he falls down dead. Both the warlock and the titan look up suddenly and find the hunter....still sitting in the chair in the corner of the room with a smoking Hawkmoon resting on the table. The hunter looks around smiles knowingly puts his hood up...holsters his gun and walks out of the bar. "Amateurs"

... And only the hunter walks back out!

The Titan and Warlock panic super, killing the Hunter. They both survive and share a drink.

The titan breaks thru the wall swinging wildly with his right hand sending patrons and furniture flying. The hunter trys to blink thru a window and lands in the deep fryer. The warlock stands outside the open front door, looking sad. Because he can't jump high enough to clear the single step up into the bar.

... and sees a sign that reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 The Titan checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender. "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks. "Yes," she purrs. "I am." "Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the Titan. "I want a cheese sandwich!"

A Ghost brings a Tyrannosaurus back toi life in front of a Warlock, a Hunter and a Titan. The Warlock thinks: "Ah, the wonders of the ancient times! Such a powerful creature. What could its connection to the light be? I wish to study it further". The Hunter thinks: "Raw power, but most likely not very fast. Still a force to be reckoned. I would love to stalk it in the wild, and hang its head on my wall. The Titan thinks... [spoiler] Wow, that thing is BIG! How many punches would it take me to kill it? [/spoiler]

A Warlock, a Titan, and a Hunter walk into a bar. Then a Bee flies in after them... The hunter blade dances out the window the titan gets drunk uses his super to kill the warlock and himself and missed the bee the warlock self resurrects and kills the bee and lives another day.

And the titan panic supers when someone offers him a drink.

...then the hunter activates arc blade, kills the 20 people sitting in the bar, runs 2 blocks down the street, and kills everyone shopping in the convenience store.

The Titan crumples the bar. The Hunter is hit by the bar and turns invisible. The Warlock dies, and then respawns.