[i]...and sit down and kickback after a day in the Hellmouth[/i]. *Hunter - "Is it just me or do acolytes look like clowns?" *Warlock - "Dafaq?! Clow.. Now that you mention it yeah, heh. Those balding hive bastards with their half ass white face makeup do look like.." *Titan (interrupts) - Dat make up. *[i]shudders[/i] Shit pisses me off! Do those a-holes wake up in the morning and think to themselves that a little makeup will help spruce up that ugly mug? No wait, it must be those witch bitches they probably have some special hive makeup specialist that does it for them?" *Warlock (mind blown) - Holy shit we must find it! And kill it! IMMEDIATELY!!" *Hunter (in agreement) - Yeah we've gotta kill that sadistic [i]blam[/i]" *Warlock & Titan (in unison) - Sadistic blam? Dafaq is that? *Hunter - (looks up at the ceiling and waves waves knife violently) "Damn you bungie it's bad enough you collect all my emails and track my online browsing habits but censoring me is too much!!" *Titan - (murmurs) "Tinfoil nut job." *Hunter - (brandishing knife) - "What'd you say you pre-ejaculating Fist of Havoc bastard! Remember that imminent threat around that corner? The one that turned out to be a single thrall LOL!! *Warlock - "Calm down guys our server is here." *Deej - (smirk) - "Hi I'm Deej and I'll be your [b]server[/b] today, would you like to hear our specials for the day?" *Guardians - (in agreement) - "Sure." *Deej (*[i]slowly backing away towards lightswtich while maintaining smirk and eye contact[/i]) - "Today's specials are zebra, baboon, caterpillar, weasel.." [i]*turns off light[/i] "..centipede, parakeet.." [i]*voice trails off[/i] [i]*Guardians left sitting in the dark[/i] *Warlock - "Uhhh what just happened?" *Titan - (raging) - "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED!! I'M ABOUT TO FOH A BITCH!!" *Hunter - "Re-blaming-lax, re-blam, REBLAM! Blam it! Relax there's no thrall here.