A recent YouTube video came out which shows a hunter using a sparrow to drive off a ledge, then bladedancer to melee across the pool of acid to the other side. There is plenty to do on the moon, you can kill Fallen, you can kill Hive, you can grind for helium filaments, you can do a strike, you can do story missions and you can look for chests containing armor you will immediately dismantle. There's no reason for wasting time doing something as pointless as jumping a pool of acid.
People need to play the game right and mindlessly grind every day for materials and engrams, there can be nothing in Destiny which resembles or depicts any form of "fun" as Bungie did not intend to make Destiny "fun."
You will be reported if you attempt to jump and will be faced with justice. That is not how Destiny was meant to be played.
http://youtu.be/1EASCaDb76I
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#satire
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Because circumnavigating the Hellmouth rewards the best gear in the game, amirite?
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Your post = reported.
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So, what's your stance on Striker Titans "Superman-ing" the VoG jump puzzle portion?
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good times reminds me of trying to blow a warthog over the rock tunnel in Halo
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What are you talking about? You get 50 Strange Coins just for jumping it.
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Too bad i was the First one to do this. I did this like a month ago.
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What about flying over the hellmouth, some of us are rather good at flying
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Are you -blam!-ing serious??? I will frickin go and do it right now just because you told me not to. Who the frick gives a shit?! It's a cool thing to mess around with. Go away nerd no one likes you. [spoiler]if you are a troll you, sir, are the best troller ever. Congrats. [/spoiler]
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No spending strange coins though. You can do that other stuff but I see anyone visiting Xur they'll be reported. Black market weapons dealers are not to be patronized.
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lol noob
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Why is it so hard for people to CLEARLY SEE #SATIRE! God your all blind -_-
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If you're complaining about a patrol your crazy lol, if it is a strike then I agree people should play the game however I don't know if I would report them. I would rather just leave personally. I have come across people straight up cheating in crucible who were invincible and flew through walls now that is worth reporting.
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You must be the internet police wih nothin better to do but look for people enjoying the game which doenst meet your standards. Somebody give this guy a golf clap.
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This is either a 12 year old troll or a 12 year old troll.
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Pshhh report this ^^ Why are sparrow tricks more fun than actually playing the game? I dunno, I just keep on flippin.
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Edited by Arkrilok: 10/24/2014 6:05:48 PMI'm gonna jump it with my titan and land on the other side with a double-backflip sack plant teabag on your face. Report that.
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Hallelujah
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Wannabe 0/10
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Meh, this satire wasn't good. Leave it to Long Face.
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Ah... I'm retiring for the day...
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this proves blade dancer needs to be nerfed they have enough time to jump 7 hell mouth with their OP super charge
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People really have to stop this satire thing. It is far from funny or educative and it isn't even really satire. If i want satire i'll just watch charlie chaplin again instead of all these teenagers thinking they discovered something new. I quoted once and i'll do it again. [quote]Satire is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government or society itself, [b]into improvement[/b].[1] Although satire is usually meant to be [b]humorous,[/b] its greater purpose is often [b]constructive social criticism[/b], [b]using wit[/b] as a weapon and as a tool to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.[/quote]
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[quote]#satire[/quote] If that and the second paragraph weren't in the post, I would have believed this.
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LMAO!! Good joke trying to enforce rules on how to play. And kudos to the dude that jumped over the moon! It made me truly laugh out loud and was quite impressed.
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He's still a sparrow rookie nub, doesn't even double sparrow boost with double bumpers and re-boosting for great speeds. he wasn't sanic enough 2 gotta go fast.